Musing & Pondering

The number one SOB in Texas is Ken (Who Needs Evidence to Convict)Anderson, the former Austin District Attorney who withheld evidence and sent an innocent man to jail for 25 years.  Ken who most recently was a state judge will have to serve 10 days, that’s DAYS, in jail and pay a five hundred dollar fine. Let’s see, the man spent 25 years in prison and Ken is coughing up 500 dollars, I believe that is $20 a year. Boy that ought to teach him. 


By the way, Governor Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry and Attorney General Gregg (I Only Want My Friends to be Able to Vote) Abbott are tied for number 2. 

I understand the Miami Dolphins are considering a name change.  Dolphins are not mean enough so they are thinking of going with the Miami Piranhas. Even legendary coach Nick (Either Do It My Way or Do It My Way) Saban couldn’t get a winning season out of this outfit.

All the media can talk about is Governor Chris (Inside I’m a Mean-Spirited Republican Just Like the Rest of Them) Christie and his landslide win for re-election for Governor of New Jersey.  What they seem to forget to tell you is that it was the lowest turnout for an election in New Jersey’s history.  When people don’t vote, Republicans get elected. Texas is a shinning example.

Did you notice how quickly Senaterrible Lindsay (The Mouth of the South) Graham came down with lockjaw after it came out that the 60 Minutes piece on Benghazi was full of lies? 

When Sarah (Half-Assed Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin was asked about Governor Christie on the Today this morning she said, “There is no Ronald Reagan on the scene today. If he were on the scene, that’s who I would put my faith in.” Well Sarah if he were on the scene today he would be a zombie.  Ole Ronald is deader than a doornail and so are his policies, but then so is Sarah’s political career.   





Stay tuned for future adventures.