Harrumph Day

The biggest humps of the day are the eighty House Kochsuckers (AKA Tea Partiers) who have held up the Government for the past couple of weeks.  You can tell the Kochsuckers from the other members as they all have that swarmy TV preacher look.  They usually have a condescending smirk on their face that says, “I groped the choir leader’s wife before I laid that hell fire and damnation sermon on ya.”

Now the folks who vote and support these boneheads are not called Kochsuckers.  They are called STOOPID.  You can pick these assholes out of crowd also.  They usually have a misspelled sign in one hand, a confederate flag in the other and a 45 strapped to their hip.  They also show a lack of empathy, brain cells and teeth.  

Local Dallas ambulance chaser and Texas Senaterrible little Teddy (Mad Hatter of TheTea Party) Cruz and Texas Congressmoron Louie (Single Digit I.Q.) Gohmert were caught having a secret session with 15 or 20 other conservative Republican House Kochsuckers at a Mexican restaurant this week. Talk about Dumber and Dumbest. These two boneheads couldn’t plot their way out of the men’s room with a road map and a satellite GPS system.

Texas Lt. Governor David (If You’re White, You’re Alright) Dewhurst and Congressmoron Steve ( I Haven’t Got a Clue) Stockman are the latest Republicans to drag out the impeach Obama crap.  Evidently they both believe that being black and winning the last election was an impeachable offense.

The folks in Palo Alto CA, are up in arms over the fire chief using the emergency broadcast system to announce a charity pancake breakfast. I had no idea people disliked pancakes that much.

I have often wondered how the Christian Right which is very conservative, reconciles that by any standard Jesus would be labeled a liberal. But then again, not much of anything they do makes much sense.




Stay tuned for future adventures.