Friday, October 4, 2013

More Lone Star Sleaze

So remember when Anita (Stepford Wife) Perry, wifey-poo of Texas Governor Rick (My Name Is Rick, but Really I’m A Dick) Perry said this about abortion, "I see it as a woman's right. If they want to do that, that is their decision.” 

Well this week Slick Rick said that Anita misspoke.  He told a reporter in New Jersey, “From time to time we’ll stick the wrong word in the wrong place, and you pounce upon it,”

So look at Anita’s quote and tell me which word she stuck in the wrong place.  I am willing to bet the farm that Anita said exactly what she feels and Texas DICKtater Rick being the jerk that he is has decided her opinion has no value. It is obvious that Rick considers women second class citizens, including his wife. 


The Gall of The Week award goes to Congressmorons Michele (I’m Leaving Congress so What Do I Care) Bachman and Looney Louie (Single Digit I.Q) Gohmert  who showed up at the Veterans Memorial in Washington this week and had their pictures taken with some of the veterans.  They told them they were sorry the Memorial was closed but failed to mention that they were the assholes who closed it.

Not to be outdone, Congressmoron Randy (I’m Even Grumpier Than John McCain) Neugebauer, another T-Bonehead Republican from Texas was caught on video berating a Park Ranger for doing her job at a park he voted to close.  It seems he was highly upset he couldn’t get in to see Yogi Bear and BooBoo.  This jerk lives in West Texas where there isn’t a lake deep enough to get your knees wet, but spent hundreds of thousands of dollars buying a gigantic yacht. Just another sample of the brain-trust running ruining the country.




A local McDonald’s restaurant in Houston has put up a sign that says “Pull up your pants or don’t come in”. The restaurant says for the most part people have been supportive of the sign but that a number of senior gentlemen have complained that if they pulled their pants up any higher, it would choke them to death.




Stay tuned for future adventures.

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