The Word Game

SEDITION
According to the US Code (18 U.S.C. § 2384 ), seditious conspiracy is a crime under United States law. The law states in part that:
“If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to… prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States… they shall each be fined or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.”
This is a word I think the Republicans should get to know well. 


BATTLE PLAN

The Republicans, led by Senaterrible Ted (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz and the House  Kocksuckers (aka Tea Party boneheads) say that the goal of the government shutdown was to help the taxpayers by boosting the economy and cutting government spending. That was their battle plan..  The reality is that they shot themselves in the foot, accomplished absolutely nothing and it appears that the cost will be around 24 BILLION dollars. What a fiasco.  I am pretty sure all of these assholes are direct decedents of General George Custer, one of history’s worst battle planners of all time.


BRIBE
And thanks to my friend Juanita www.juanitajean.com who is the best political writer on the planet. Here is the Texas bunch of Kochsuckers that voted for the shutdown and against re-opening the government and the money they received from the Koch Brothers.



Joe Barton       - $51,750
Kevin Brady      -  29,500
Michael Burgess  -  49,000
John Carter      -  37,000
Mike Conaway     -  39,500
John Culberson   -  48,000
Blake Farenthold –  21,000
Bill Flores      -  25,500
Louie Gohmert    -  28,000
Kay Granger      -   5,500
Ralph Hall       -   7,500
Jeb Hensarling   -  43,500
Sam Johnson      -  16,000
Kenny Marchant   -  22,500
Michael McCaul   -  33,000
Randy Neugebauer –  36,000
Pete Olson       -  30,000
Ted Poe          -  10,000
Pete Sessions    -  68,000
Lamar Smith      -  33,000
Steve Stockman   -       0
Mac Thornberry   -   2,000
Randy Weber      -  10,000
Roger Williams   -   3,000



TURNCOAT

Here are seven Democrats who decided to betray the Democratic Party.  They got in bed with the Republican boneheads on a bill that would prevent the government from reopening by anybody but Eric Cantor. I believe they prove the old adage, “Politics makes for strange bed-wetters.”
Ron Barber (AZ-2)
John Barrow (GA-12)
Dan Maffei (NY-24)
Sean Patrick Maloney (NY-18)
Jim Matheson (UT-4)
Mike McIntyre (NC-7)
Collin Peterson (MN-7)

ROCK HALL OF SHAME

The newest duo to be inducted into the Rock Hall of Same is Hall & Taylor.  No they are not in the music business, they are Boy Scout leaders and they are in deep trouble for destroying a rock formation in Utah’s Goblin Valley State Park.  Obviously these two boneheads didn’t read the part of the scouting hand book about “Leave no Trace” when scouting in the great outdoors. Tge scoutmasters said, "we were doing a good service. The rock was just an accident waiting to happen."  The problem is that the rock formation had been waiting 170 million years to happen.  I believe it would have waited a little longer.







Stay tuned for future adventures.