New Species: KochRoaches

If you were wondering why the Kochsuckers in Washington have been pushing so hard for the Keystone pipeline?  A new report shows that the Koch Brothers stand to make around 100 million dollars from it.


As I have said before the Tea Party bonehead members of Congress are now referred to in my brain as Kochsuckers because the whole idea for the tea party and support has been funded by the Koch Brothers.  So all those Tea Party morons are beholding to the Koch Brothers, as in be holding the Koch Brothers money in their bank accounts. The Koch Brothers spent a little over 2 million lobbying the Kochsuckers to shut down the government which the Kochsuckers did with glee and then scurried back into the dark.

So their leader, former ambulance chaser, Teddy (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz will now be known as the Head Kochsucker, no pun intended.  Now the people who vote and support these Kochsuckers are known as Kochroaches.

HeadKochsucker Cruz was pheasant hunting in Iowa this week end with Congressmoron Steve (Minor Kochsucker) King.  Little Teddy kept his reputation in tact by continuing to shoot him self in the foot all day.  Teddy was back in Iowa to sew a few for seeds for 2016.  I understand he already has a motto and it seems to be aimed at the Taliban voter.  It’s “Death to America’s Government”

Castro supporter Rafel ( Rhymes With Fidel) Cruz, father of the aforementioned Teddy (Head Kochsucker) Cruz might be even wackier than his son. Rafel believes his son was anointed by God to be a King.  Dear Rafel and family, there are 44 countries in the world that still have monarchs. America is not one of them.  I believe it would be best for everyone if the Cruz family would move their sorry asses to one of those countries. Thank you and have a nice day.




Stay tuned for future adventures.