Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Wacky Wednesday News

 I don’t know how strong this new pope is going to be. He is Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio from Argentina and he has named himself Pope Francis 1 after Saint Francis a sissy. He says he is a compassionate conservative.   Hey that’s what George W. Bush said he was when he was elected President.  It looks like the Catholic Church has a tough eight years ahead of them. 

Speaking of the Bush clan. It seems that Daddy Bush was quite a poet and love letter writer.  A few samples have been released this week.  Here’s one I enjoyed very much.

Dear George,
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I wish Jeb had run
Instead of you.


Kim Jong un is certainly living up to his name:  unstable, unwise, unbalanced; take your pick.  I was really hoping for unconscious or unemployed. Doesn’t it seem odd that two days after Dennis Rodman left Korea that Kim Jong un said he was going to attack South Korea. Carman Electra said the same thing after he left her.


The Republican Party should change its mascot from elephant to an groundhog.  They seem to keeping doing the same dumb stuff over and over.  You think by now that someone would tell them that Ronald Reagan is deader than a doornail and so are his outdated policies.



H & R Block mistakes cause 600,000 tax returns to be delayed.  Now we know the H and R stand for Highway Robbery.


New York Mayor Micheal Bloomberg’s ban on large sugary drinks because he says obesity is epidemic in New York has been derailed for the moment by a judge.  I believe Mr. Bloomberg’s heart is in the right place but when you are only five foot in your stocking feet, I’m sure everyone looks obese. 


Conservative columnist George Will on ABC news this past Sunday suggested that women shouldn't complain about the difficulties of juggling a family and a career because "no one can have it all."  That’s odd.  Men seem to be able to do that.  So I am assuming that ole narrow-minded, mean-spirited, egotistical George was misquoted.  He meant women can’t have it all.


Stay tuned for future adventures.

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