It's Hump Day

 Speaking of humps,

Rush (I’ll say anything to get attention)  Slimebaugh said yesterday that lesbians are “obese substance abusers.”  This certainly proves the old adage; it takes one to know one.

President Barack Obama announced yesterday that he had appointed a new director for the Secret Service but I couldn’t say who it is because it’s a secret.

The Supreme Court is tackling the touchy same-sex marriage issue this week.  They said that next week they would take on the really touchy same-ole-sex marriage issue..

There are couple of special days coming up this week.  Of course Thursday is National Something on a Stick day.  I’m not sure what the observance is about, but Michele Bachman says it’s one of her favorites.

And of course the big day is Sunday is when we honor the birth of Robert Wilhelm Eberhard von Bunsen.  Robert invented the Bunsen burner so we have National Bunsen burner day.




Stay tuned for future adventures.