Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Keeping a Eye on the Stars

A shark died while making a commercial for K-Mart.  I’m assuming that Steven Spielberg was directing.

  Those tough American Idol voters have spoken again and this time it is Ryan Seacrest’s girl friend Julianee Hough who is out and she wasn’t even on the show.


I have never watched the “Hells Kitchen” tv show but I have seen promos for it  I would however watch it if I knew that one of the contestants was going to pick up an iron skillet and beat the living shit out of Chef Gordon Ramsey..


Quite a line up on “Dancing With the Stars” this season.  They have a gymnast, a singer, a skater, a bachelor and a Dick.


Speaking of The Bachelor, Sean Lowe and his new fiancée, Catherine Giudici, say they are waiting until after their made-for-TV wedding before consummating their relationship. They had planned on consummating the marriage on live TV but since the show would only be three minutes long, ABC declined.


“Oz the Great and Powerful” was number one at the box office again this week.  I’m really surprised; I have seen the doctor’s TV show and wasn’t very impressed.


March Madness is here featuring hours of non-stop dribbling.  Of course that is just the TV announcers.


Lindsay Lohan may have really done it this time.  She was booked on charges of reckless driving and lying to a peace officer and a judge has thrown the book at her.  Instead sending her back to rehab, he sentenced her to four consecutive trips on Carnival Cruise lines.




Stay tuned for future adventures.

No comments:

Post a Comment