Popes & Politicians: Cut from the same Cloth.

Here is an eye catching headline for you. It will be an unprecedented meeting of men and minds, a conversation almost without parallel. What they are talking about is the sleep over between new Pope Frankie-the-Sissy and Ex-Pope Bennie-the-Quitter. Not only are they going to play dress up and take turns wearing Red shoes, they are going to watch all 82 episodes of The Flying Nun.

Pope Frankie-the-Sissy made an impromptu visit in public yesterday.  He was shaking hands with people and kissing babies.  Sounds like his run for 2016 is beginning.

Pope Frankie-the-Sissy also said last week that he “Wanted a poor church for poor people.”  After last weeks settlement in Los Angles of 10 million dollars over sexual abuse charges they are steadily working their way toward that goal.

Look out America, Rand Paul won the straw vote at last week’s Conservative Political Action Conference.  Let’s see, his dad Ron Paul won it in 2010 and in 2011 and we all know how close he came to becoming President.

The speakers at CPAC this year weren’t all angry men; one-and-a-half women also addressed the room full of sheep. 

Sarah Palin made this crack when talking about gun control and her husband. "He's got the rifle, I've got the rack."

And Tea Party drag queen Ann Coulter spouted so many lies in a 15 minute rant that her nose actually grew larger than her Adams apple.



Stay tuned for future adventures.