Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow




The Wasilla, Alaska, beauty salon credited with giving Sarah Palin's trademark "up-do" hairstyle will be the subject of its own reality television show, it will be called,"Big Hair Alaska".  Also coming up on cable is a show about John McCain who is credited with introducing Sarah to the world.  It will be called “Big Moron in Arizona.”


I think Glen Beck’s fifteen minutes of fame are up.  Of course his lasted about fourteen minutes longer than it should have, but hey that’s show biz.  Last week Glen made an outstandingly asinine and outrageous statement about the tragedy in Norway and it didn’t even make the news.  Not a ripple.


It looks like Kansas Governor Sam (I’m so narrow-minded, my hat size is a 2) Brownback, who was the only Governor to say that he would attend Rick ( I may run for President, but I really want to be King )  Perry’s big pray-a-thon, “The Response,” is having second thoughts and this guy is a major conservative dip-shit.  Here is what the state looks like after only 5 months of Sam’s narrow minded tight fisted hand at the wheel. 

Kansas will soon become one of the most difficult places in the country for a woman to obtain an abortion and not only that, its public schools will have much leaner budgets. Government workers will have smaller pensions or pay more to keep what they have. Several state agencies have been closed or merged. Also Kansas will look for ways to spend less on health care for the poor in the Medicaid program. And they will be the first state to eliminate funding for the arts.

So if Governor Brownback is thinking this shindig is a little too icky, then you know “The Response” is a real freak show.  Word is that ole slick Rick is even backtracking on how involved he is going to be on August 6th.  Now he says he might not be a speaker, but he would be passing the collection plate.



The White House was in lock down yesterday as the Secret Service caught a man climbing over the fence surrounding the premises, but after a short period of time Obama was convinced to go back in and finish his term. 


Stay tuned for future adventures.

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