Sunday, November 14, 2010

Straight Talk About The Military's Gay Policy


According to a story on the net, Senator John McCain and his wife Cindy are on opposite sides of the policy for gays in the military.  John prefers “Don’t ask. Don’t tell.”  Cindy likes “I’m gay and I have a gun, so shut the fuck up.”

As I have reported in a previous post, Lady GaGa spoke before a congressional hearing on the policy of gays in the military early this year.  She is proposing they change it to “I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours.”

I understand that Elton John has weighed in on the “Don’t ask. Don’t tell.” and wants to change it to “Oooh do tell. Where did you get that fabulous scarf?”

 The late Jerry Farwell said he thought the policy ought to be “If God hates gays, then so should Uncle Sam” then he died and went to hell.

Well it seems ole “W” didn’t write everything in his book after all. More than likely the only thing George actually wrote in “Decision Points” is his name at book signings. Sources have found 16 instances of similarities between Bush passages and previously written books, newspaper or magazine articles.  It appears that George lifted quotes from other people and used them as if he said them and put in conversations with people that never happened.  Sounds pretty much like his presidency to me.

Mitt Romney is not running for president, yet but, a number of big donors have given $100,000, or more, to Mr. Romney.  The problem is that only takes care of his hair stylist.

Voters in Arizona just approved medical marijuana this past election.  They also have the toughest immigration laws in the country.  Obviously these people don’t know where pot comes from.

Speaking of the election, it’s been almost two weeks since the Republicans swept into office and I haven’t seen one thing change.




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