Wednesday, November 10, 2010

And Now For The News

More bad news on the employment front, General Motors has fired Mr. Goodwrench (not to be confused with Mr. Goodtool, a huge porn star in the eighties) after 37 years on the job. 

A cruise ship off the coast of Mexico with 4500 passengers aboard has had an engine room fire which has left the ship without air conditioning, telephones or hot water.  I understand the Skipper has blamed Gilligan for the incident but the good news is the Professor thinks he may can get the power back on.

I see where Halliburton is refusing to voluntarily disclose the chemicals used in the controversial drilling practice known as hydraulic fracturing or "fracking" that was used in the disastrous oil well spill in the Gulf.  Wow you would think that Dick Chaney is still running the company.  

A special prosecutor cleared the CIA's former top clandestine officer and others Tuesday of any criminal charges for destroying agency videotapes.  The prosecutor said due to the fact that Blockbuster was now in bankruptcy, the videotapes were not a problem and the CIA had paid the late fee.

When a reporter asked George Bush if his book “Decision Points”was available in large print, he said, “Of course, that’s the way I wrote it.”

Boeing has delayed their 787 Dreamliner again.  It is already three years behind schedule  I can't imagine when their bags are going to get there.

Stay tuned for future adventures and be sure and check for more Sleeps Til Noon at www.hotslop.com

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