It’s all about timing.
Just when the world was learning what a liar and racist asshole Clieven
(Cows Don’t Pay Taxes) Bundy really is and most Republicans boneheads have been
trying to back track as fast as possible, good ole Texas Governor Rick (All Hair,
No Integrity) Perry goes on Fox News and claims the Bundys were forced into the
position of using force because it's the Bureau of Land Management that's
acting outside the law. I can’t believe
this bonehead actually drug out the old abuser excuse: Look what you made me
do. I wonder if that is the excuse ole
Ricky poo is going to give to the grand jury that is investigating him.
Just when I thought it was virtually impossible to out dumb
Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert.. This guy comes
along. Republican state assemblyman Ira (Don’t
Have a Clue) Hansen said on the radio this week that Republicans could win
support from new voters by embracing the “Pat Robertson wing” of the party.
Everybody knows that the “Pat Robertson wing” is that area of the state mental
hospital where they keep the most deranged inmates.
And then there is this guy. Republican state Representative
Will (I Am Beyond Dumb) Infantine from New Hampshire
who said that the wage gap exists because women don’t work as hard as men do. He
went on to say “that men don’t mind working nights and weekends and they don’t
mind working overtime or outdoors.” I
am not sure if this bonehead is married or not, but I think if he is, we should
start a pool to see how long he stays married or for that matter, how long he
stays alive.
Georgia’s
Republican Governor Nathan (I Think I’m a Big) Deal has decided that everyone
should be packing heat everywhere they go.
He has signed a law allowing any bonehead to carry firearms into bars,
nightclubs, school classrooms, and certain government buildings that lack
security personnel or devices. What
could possibly go wrong with that? I
understand the number one selling book in Georgia
this week is “Guns for Dummies.”
Speaking of guns, here is this little gem my good friends,
Maris and Doyle sent me.
You may have heard on the news about a
Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when
it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition
stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. By Southern California standards, someone
owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."
In Michigan, he'd be called
"The last white guy still living in Detroit."
In Arizona, he'd be called
"an avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called
"a novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called
"moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment
until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."
In Kansas, he'd be "A
guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called
"The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."
In Alabama, he'd be called
"a likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called
"an eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called
"a deer hunting buddy."
And in Texas & Oklahoma he'd just be
"Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."
The absolute best smack down of the year so far was Jon Stewart taking apart
Fox News blowhard Sean Hannity. It was a
brilliant piece of work. If you missed
it, it’s all over the net. Check it out.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
