What Debate?

Well you can add another name to “The Clinton Body Count,” because Hillary absolutely buried Trump last night.  It was quite entertaining watching Trumpy Poo turn into a ranting incoherent buffoon on national TV.  

It is very clear that Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump is running for C.E.O. King of America. According to The Don, his first day in office he would fire Congress (all those terrible politicians that have ruined America) and replace them with his staff from The Apprentice to do the paper work while he was rewriting all of the laws, rules and regulations for Americans to live by.  

I can see why Trump is making his move to be Dictator of America because he spent most of the night trying to convince everyone that America is a Third-World country.

Trump was adamant about being against the war in Iraq, even though he is on record saying he was for it.  I find it odd that the only person Trump ever told that he was against the war was Sean (Total Asshole & Proud Of It) Hannity.  I mean why would anyone tell Sean anything?

Texas Lt. Governor Dan (Obsessed With The Ladies Bathroom) Patrick told every one this week that his number priority in this year's legislature is to keep boys out of girls bathrooms. I believe there has almost been as many of these incidents happening as voter fraud.  Last count was zero. 

I have said for many years that I think Wolf (Real Name, Dodo Bird) Blitzer is the most useless newsman in the entire world, but now I believe he does have an equal in Chuck (My Last Job Was A Reporter For The Weekly Reader) Todd.


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MONDAY boneHEADLINES

North Korean dictator Kim Jong unhappy is certainly filling up the tiny shoes of his daddy Kim Jong il, now known as Kim Jong dead. The media is calling it a War of Words but since he can hardly make a sentence, I think it will be a short war. He is all upset that his internet services have been interrupted a number of times in the past few days.  Sounds like he must have Comcast.  Anyway Kim Jong unwise is mad that people have accused Korea of not having the internet knowledge that the rest of the world has.

Little Kimmy says that he is very knowledgeable about the internet and he predicted that Napster would cause quite a problem for the music industry.  He also said that he has found the internet quite beneficial to him in a number of ways. He said that he just got an email saying that he had won the London lottery and he also had partnered up with a nice man in Nigeria and was helping him get some gold out of that country for a very nice profit.   

There is quite a catastrophe going on here in East Texas.  Dish Network has dropped Fox News and the TeaNut Republicans are having to make up their own lies about what’s going on in the world.

When Meet The Press moderator Chuck (Mr. Milktoast) Todd was asked why he didn’t confront politicians when they told big lies, he said that if he did they wouldn’t come back on the show. Wow, think about that answer for a minute. Well gee Chucky Pooh, why don’t you change the name of the show to “Pander to a Politician” or “Pimping for the TeaNuts.”  At least there would be some truth going on.  Jonny Lang has the perfect theme song for the show.


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