Interim Texas
Secretary of State Republican David (I Don’t
Like People Who Vote) Whitley has
resigned. Dip Shit Dave got in trouble when he attempted to remove 98,000 voters
from the voter registration rolls. Witless Whitley oversaw the botched review
that prompted a congressional investigation over voting rights and dragged the
state into three federal lawsuits.
Now if we can
just get Texas Governor Gregg (I Haven’t Got
A Leg To Stand On) Abbott and Lt.
Governor Dan (I Haven’t Got A Plan
or A Clue) Patrick to follow suit, Texas
would be a better place to live.
Texas Republican Congressmoron Chip (Ahoy) Roy
blocked the long-overdue 19 billion dollar disaster aid bill this week. Little
Chippy said he blocked it because there wasn’t money in the bill for the leader
of his cult, Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump’s border wall. The relief measure
would deliver money to Southern states suffering from last fall’s hurricanes.
The fact that the 2019 hurricane season starts in a week didn’t seem to enter
the Chipster’s tiny little brain. If Texas remains dead last in voting, we will
continue to have incompetent assholes like this representing the Lone Star
State.
And we have
an encore.
For the
second time this week, the 19 billion dollar disaster aid bill has been
blocked. This time Republican Congressmoron Thomas (There is Nothing Classy
About) Massie of Kentucky has blocked the bill. Tightwad Thomas said the price
tag was just too high. He said we need to have cheaper hurricanes from now on.
It appears the voters in Kentucky like incompetent assholes representing them
also.
Stay tuned for future adventures
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