Bubbles From My Soapbox

Texas Senator Ted (I Haven’t Got A Clue) Cruz has decided that America needs to be worried about pirates from space. Ted said yesterday that he thinks Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump’s Space Force is a good idea. Ted really should know about space since there is so much space between his ears. In fact, between his ears is all space, no brains whatsoever.

A little background on Alabama Governor Kay (Poison) Ivy who just signed the strictest abortion bill in history.  She supported child molester Roy (I Like Em Young) Moore in his Senate run last year. Obviously being a Republican is more important than being a woman to Kay. 

If a person is against abortion, they should never ever have one under any circumstance. The ONLY time men have the right to talk about abortion is right before they pull their dicks out of their pants. Other than that STFU. This is not about babies. Republicans don't give a shit about children. The great state of Alabama ranks 50 in education. This is about Good Ole Boys controlling Dumb Ole Girls. Republicans are against abortion right up til their girlfriends or mistress get pregnant. 

A group of TV executives approached Trump and asked him if he would like to host a television reality show. Trump asked if they were with The Apprentice and they said no, they were with The Biggest Loser.

Last week I said that a new poll revealed that there were two kinds of Trump supporters cult members, stupid and Real Stupid. A new poll tell us there are two kinds of Republicans. Despicable  and Extremely Despicable.

Pat (I Have God on Speed Dial) Robertson said on his 700 Club (700 is how many people watch this shit) yesterday that God will get rid of the United States if the Equality Act passed. Pat said he was reading in Leviticus that "the land will vomit you out." I'm not sure what that means, but I know whenever I see Pat I want to vomit. Leviticus was written by Moses, the number one homophobic in the bible. Moses was also the world's worst tour guide. He spent 40 years wondering around a desert you can walk across in six weeks. 

 Stay tuned for future adventures