A Little Bit Of This And Some Of That

Texas State Republican Representative Tony (Mr. Misogynous) Tenderholt has once again introduced a bill that would allow criminal prosecution of women for their abortions. Tony Boy who has been married 5 times says the bill is necessary to make women “more personally responsible” Evidently Tony thinks women can get pregnant by themselves. I vote we send this asshole a bus ticket to Alabama where he will feel right at home.

Mark (Mind-Reader) Morgan who is the White House choice to lead Immigration and Customs Enforcement said, “I can tell which migrant children will become gang members by looking into their eyes.” I can do better than that. I can tell without ever meeting him that he is a total idiot.

The latest right wingnut Judge to be confirmed to a Federal Judgeship in Louisiana is Wendy (I Lean So Far To The Right, I Walk In Circles) Vitter. Wendy spouted crap such as abortion causes cancer and taking birth control can lead to cervical and liver cancer. She also said, “women who take oral contraceptives prefer men with similar DNA, and that women in these partnerships have fewer sexual relations, leading to more adultery, and understandably…violence.” Wendy wasn’t qualified to be a judge on The Gong Show.

The latest Straw Poll shows that the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz has more brains than Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump.

I understand there is a new television show in the works based on Trump supporters cult members. Its called The Walking Dumb.

Evidently National Security Director John (Bombs Away) Bolton has invested his life savings into War Bonds or he has come down with a major case of the DICK CHENEY. He thinks we need to attack Iran.




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