Friday, May 31, 2019
Hurricane Season 2020
Below are a few quotes from some of them.
“….It presents a scary scenario that is entirely
possible in the Houston/Galveston area. The type of storm described
in this book is a Meteorologist’s nightmare.”
Wednesday, May 29, 2019
An Open Letter To Congress
Dear Congress,
READ THE
MULLER REPORT. DO YOUR DAMN JOB.!!!!!!
Yours truly,
Rod Tanner
Stay tuned for future adventures.
Tuesday, May 28, 2019
GOP : Group Of Pricks
Interim Texas
Secretary of State Republican David (I Don’t
Like People Who Vote) Whitley has
resigned. Dip Shit Dave got in trouble when he attempted to remove 98,000 voters
from the voter registration rolls. Witless Whitley oversaw the botched review
that prompted a congressional investigation over voting rights and dragged the
state into three federal lawsuits.
Now if we can
just get Texas Governor Gregg (I Haven’t Got
A Leg To Stand On) Abbott and Lt.
Governor Dan (I Haven’t Got A Plan
or A Clue) Patrick to follow suit, Texas
would be a better place to live.
Texas Republican Congressmoron Chip (Ahoy) Roy
blocked the long-overdue 19 billion dollar disaster aid bill this week. Little
Chippy said he blocked it because there wasn’t money in the bill for the leader
of his cult, Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump’s border wall. The relief measure
would deliver money to Southern states suffering from last fall’s hurricanes.
The fact that the 2019 hurricane season starts in a week didn’t seem to enter
the Chipster’s tiny little brain. If Texas remains dead last in voting, we will
continue to have incompetent assholes like this representing the Lone Star
State.
And we have
an encore.
For the
second time this week, the 19 billion dollar disaster aid bill has been
blocked. This time Republican Congressmoron Thomas (There is Nothing Classy
About) Massie of Kentucky has blocked the bill. Tightwad Thomas said the price
tag was just too high. He said we need to have cheaper hurricanes from now on.
It appears the voters in Kentucky like incompetent assholes representing them
also.
Stay tuned for future adventures
Monday, May 27, 2019
A Small Window Into A Warped Mind
Yesterday I spent the day watching the Indianapolis 500 and then the Charlotte 600. Today I plan on watching The Jackson 5, The 3 Musketeers, 9 to 5, The Three Stooges, Fantastic Four, The Magnificent Seven and The Sixth Sense.
Texas Congressmoron Chip (Ahoy) Roy blocked the 19 Billion dollar long over due disaster bill last week because it didn't have any money in it for Trump's Fantasy Wall. The bill would provide money for southern states hit by hurricanes last fall. It didn't seem to enter Little Chippy's tiny little brain that the 2019 hurricane season starts in a week. But as long as Texas remains dead last in voting we will continue to have incompetent assholes like the Chipster representing us.
Once again Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump went over seas and embarrassed America. This time he traveled to Japan to make a fool of himself. The
I met a Trump Cult member in Wal-Mart the other day. He said to me, "Do you know anything about Trump? He says he is 72 but he looks 65." I said that I the thought the 72 number was his I.Q. As we were talking he said he didn't like Obama and I asked him why. He said he didn't think he did anything.
Stay tuned for future adventures
Wednesday, May 22, 2019
Musing And Pondering
Do winery's have signs in their restrooms that say; "All employees must wash their feet before returning to work" Just wondering.
It seems that Mississippi State Representative Republican Douglas (HURRY UP DAMN IT) McLeod doesn't get laid very often. He was arrested for punching his wife in the face for not getting undressed fast enough for sex. He has very quickly been asked to resign.
Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump stormed out of his meeting with the Democrats and threw a tantrum in the Rose Garden today. I understand he stomped his feet, held his breath until he turned blue and cried "everybody is picking on me." He then went back into the Oval Office and curled up under his desk and went to sleep.
After his nap, Trumpypoo told everyone that he was the most transparent President in History. You have to admit the fact that he is a giant con man and crook is clear as a bell.
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Ben (Wake Me Up When It's Over) Carson
proved once again during a hearing this week that he is the only brain surgeon on the planet that has very little brains. He is so incompetent in his job that he couldn't answer simple questions. He didn't know a common term used in the housing industry. I saw an incredibly stupid picture of Ben on Facebook holding up a sign that said he was Christian. I believe if you have to tell people that you are a Christian, you are probably not a very good Christian.
On a serious note. It has been sixty days since the Muller Report came out and most of the people in Congress have not read it yet. I find that pathetic.CONGRESS DO YOUR JOB. I read it as soon as it became available and found that it proved convincingly that Trump does not deserve to be President of the United States.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
Monday, May 20, 2019
More Preachers, Politicians And Pimps
The usual disclaimer: There is nothing in here about pimps.
Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump wants to celebrate Memorial Day by pardoning War Criminals.I understand he is torn between calling it National Benedict Arnold Day or Anti-Geneva Conventions Day. I am pretty sure this is the first step in pardoning family and associates. A whistle blower has come forward saying Deutsche Bank covered up 2016 Kushner money transfers with Russia.
Tennessee Preacher David (I Believe In The Laying of Hands All Over My Daughter) Richards who was convicted last week of raping his adopted daughter for two years received a very light sentence. Judge Steve (Not The Sharpest) Sword gave him 12 years instead of the 72 years prosecutors asked for. Judge Steve cited the Pastors"good work" in the community and praised him for leading a bible study group while he was incarcerated. I believe they were studying Ignoramus 4-23 which says "women are just property." Obviously both of these assholes believe in the God of Misogamy. The only bright spot in this ugly story is a petition calling for Judge Steve to be removed from the bench has already gotten 14,000 signatures.
I understand Sarah (My Daddy Is A Dip Shit and So Am I) Sanders picture has started showing up on milk cartoons.
I have never been to New Zealand but it seems like a really good place to live. It only took their Parliament 15 days to outlaw assault weapons after a Trump supporting right wing white supremacist killed 51 people in two mosques. Yesterday they voted the lawmaker out of office who had said that immigration was to blame for the massacre.
I am proud to say that my little blog is being read in a number of countries around the world. I'm not sure why, but it is nice to know. It seems my biggest following is in France. I have no idea why, but I would love to visit there sometime. My two favorite things about France are Inspector Clouseau and Pepe Le Pew.
Stay tuned for future adventures
Saturday, May 18, 2019
A Little Bit Of This And Some Of That
Texas State
Republican Representative Tony (Mr. Misogynous)
Tenderholt has once again introduced
a bill that would allow criminal prosecution of women for their abortions. Tony
Boy who has been married 5 times says the bill is necessary to make women “more
personally responsible” Evidently Tony thinks women can get pregnant by
themselves. I vote we send this asshole a bus ticket to Alabama where he will
feel right at home.
Mark (Mind-Reader) Morgan who is the White House choice to lead Immigration and
Customs Enforcement said, “I can tell which migrant children will become gang
members by looking into their eyes.” I can do better than that. I can tell
without ever meeting him that he is a total idiot.
The latest
right wingnut Judge to be confirmed to a Federal Judgeship in Louisiana is Wendy (I Lean So Far To The Right, I
Walk In Circles) Vitter. Wendy
spouted crap such as abortion causes cancer and taking birth control can lead
to cervical and liver cancer. She also said, “women who take oral contraceptives
prefer men with similar DNA, and that women in these partnerships have fewer
sexual relations, leading to more adultery, and understandably…violence.” Wendy
wasn’t qualified to be a judge on The Gong Show.
The latest
Straw Poll shows that the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz has more brains than Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump.
I understand
there is a new television show in the works based on Trump supporters
cult members. Its called The Walking Dumb.
Evidently National Security Director John (Bombs Away) Bolton has invested his life savings into War Bonds or he has come down with a major case of the DICK CHENEY. He thinks we need to attack Iran.
Stay tuned for future adventures
Thursday, May 16, 2019
Bubbles From My Soapbox
Texas Senator
Ted (I Haven’t Got A Clue) Cruz has decided that America needs to
be worried about pirates from space. Ted said yesterday that he thinks Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump’s Space Force is a good idea. Ted
really should know about space since there is so much space between his ears.
In fact, between his ears is all space, no brains whatsoever.
A little
background on Alabama Governor Kay
(Poison) Ivy who just signed the
strictest abortion bill in history. She
supported child molester Roy (I Like
Em Young) Moore in his Senate run
last year. Obviously being a Republican is more important than being a woman to
Kay.
If a person is against abortion, they should never ever have one under any circumstance. The ONLY time men have the right to talk about abortion is right before they pull their dicks out of their pants. Other than that STFU. This is not about babies. Republicans don't give a shit about children. The great state of Alabama ranks 50 in education. This is about Good Ole Boys controlling Dumb Ole Girls. Republicans are against abortion right up til their girlfriends or mistress get pregnant.
If a person is against abortion, they should never ever have one under any circumstance. The ONLY time men have the right to talk about abortion is right before they pull their dicks out of their pants. Other than that STFU. This is not about babies. Republicans don't give a shit about children. The great state of Alabama ranks 50 in education. This is about Good Ole Boys controlling Dumb Ole Girls. Republicans are against abortion right up til their girlfriends or mistress get pregnant.
A group of TV
executives approached Trump and asked him if he would like to host a television
reality show. Trump asked if they were with The Apprentice and they said no,
they were with The Biggest Loser.
Last week I
said that a new poll revealed that there were two kinds of Trump supporters cult
members, stupid and Real Stupid. A new poll tell us there are two kinds of
Republicans. Despicable and Extremely
Despicable.
Pat (I Have God on Speed Dial) Robertson said on his 700 Club (700 is how many people watch this shit) yesterday that God will get rid of the United States if the Equality Act passed. Pat said he was reading in Leviticus that "the land will vomit you out." I'm not sure what that means, but I know whenever I see Pat I want to vomit. Leviticus was written by Moses, the number one homophobic in the bible. Moses was also the world's worst tour guide. He spent 40 years wondering around a desert you can walk across in six weeks.
Stay tuned for future adventures
Monday, May 13, 2019
Preachers, Politicans and Pimps
Speaking of preachers, Jerry (Daddy Was A Con Man, I'm Just a Asshole) Falwell Jr. has been in the news lately. It seems there are some racy pictures floating around of Jerry, his wife and some pool boy. I think they were practicing mouth to mouth resuscitation together. Then again it could have been just a menage a trois baptism.
Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump is still trying to sell the country on the big lie that tariffs are good and not bad and that Americans are not the ones who pay for them. This of course is a GIANT lie. You just have to wonder why a guy who has gone bankrupt in every company he ever started, who has been sued over 1500 times and lost over a BILLION dollars in a decade wouldn't know how business works.
A new poll out this week finds that there are two kinds of Trump
Stay tuned for future adventures
Tuesday, May 7, 2019
Pondering and Musing
The NRA started as the National
Rifle Assocation. When they decided to get into politics they dropped gun
safety completely and it became No
Rifles Anymore because they were only interested in selling hand guns and assault
weapons. Not long after getting into politics they morphed into becoming the National Radical Assholes. When the
2016 election came along, they became Now
Rubbles Accepted. And finally after the story broke that the top leaders
and venders was embezzling money from the subscribers, they became Now Robbing Assets.
I watched the Kentucky Derby and thought it was a great race. I also thought it took a lot of courage for the Stewards of the Kentucky Racing Commission to make the call that Maximum Security interfered with other horses to win and disqualify him. Wow we could have used these guys in the 2016 election.
I am pretty sure that all the information that is coming out of the Muller Report is making Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump's hair stand on end. Facts are like Kryptonite to Trumpie Poo.
500 former Federal Prosecutors have signed a letter saying that after reading the Muller Report that Trump was definitely guilty of obstruction. When told of the letter, Donnie told one of his aides that this was serious and to get Perry Mason on the phone.
Jerry Falwell Jr. thinks that Trump should get two more years because of the Russian investigation by Muller.The prosecutors say obstruction should warrant around five years but I'll go with Jerry and say that The Don should really get 7 to 9 years in the Federal pen.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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