I see why Snarly Carly (I Can Run Any Company Into The Ground)
Fiorina is the new darling of the TeaNut Republicans. While CEO of
Hewlett-Packard, Snarly spied on board members, did illegal business with Iran,
laid off 30,000 employess, bribed officials in Russia to do business there and
last week on national TV and blatantly lied about a watching a video that
doesn’t exist.
Mrs. Pinocchio’s relationship with the truth is like a second cousin
twice removed. I understand this is Snarly’s new
campaign song.
After hearing Dr. Ben (Nutjob Neurosurgeon) Carson's anti-Muslim statements it
is quite obvious that he is the first brain surgeon in history who doesn’t have
a brain.
Scott (I’m No Longer A Runner, But A) Walker is joining Rick (All
Hair, No Brains) Perry in a Timothy Leary moment of “Tune in, Turn on, Drop
out.” Little Scotty told his three supporters, “Today, I
believe that I am being called to lead by helping to clear the field in this
race so that a positive, conservative message can rise to the top of the
field.” I’m not sure about the called part; I think the real reason is that no
one was calling period.
I just noticed that Family Dollar stores are having their Red Tag
Clearance sale, so if you needs some red tags, that’s where to go.
The CEO of Volkswagen Martin (What Pollution?)
Winterkorn had this to say this week about the scandal involving Volkswagen
decision to equip 11 million cars with devices to cheat emission testing.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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