Former preacher, musician, Governor and talk show blowhard
Mike ( I Need A Job) Huckabee and Texas Senaterrible Rafael (I Don’t Have A
Clue) Cruz were going to give last rites rights to Kim
(Homophobic Hick) Davis, but the Judge beat them to it and let her go home. As you can see Kimmy's number four dressed up for the occasion.
Little Kimmy said she was going to go dig out her Bible out and see if she could find some other excuse for not doing her job. Little Mikey said if Kim violated the conditions of her release, that he would go to jail in her place. I'm not a religious person, but I would get down on my knees for that one.
Speaking of Cruz and Huckabee, I wonder why either one of these boneheads have not said anything about the flight stewardess for Express Air who was suspended. She is Muslim and said her religion forbade her from serving alcohol. Wrong religion I guess. I am just waiting for the fun to begin when a county clerk somewhere refuses to issue a hunting license because they are vegan.
Little Kimmy said she was going to go dig out her Bible out and see if she could find some other excuse for not doing her job. Little Mikey said if Kim violated the conditions of her release, that he would go to jail in her place. I'm not a religious person, but I would get down on my knees for that one.
Speaking of Cruz and Huckabee, I wonder why either one of these boneheads have not said anything about the flight stewardess for Express Air who was suspended. She is Muslim and said her religion forbade her from serving alcohol. Wrong religion I guess. I am just waiting for the fun to begin when a county clerk somewhere refuses to issue a hunting license because they are vegan.
Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin said on the TV this week
that she would be a good Secretary of Energy for Donald (Hair-Brained)
Trump. She said that spoke American and
could type at least 30 words every so often.
She also reminded him that she was not one of those feminist secretaries
who wouldn’t get him his morning coffee and that she certainly had the energy
to do the job…at least for half a term.
Since the far right religious wacko TeaNuts took over the Republican
Party, their platform has become fairly simple.
Health Care….Pray you don’t get sick.
Gun Issues…Pray you don’t get shot.
Employment…Pray that they don’t send your job overseas.
Economy…Pray that Wall Street doesn’t screw the country again.
I am pretty sure that the Governor of Nebraska Pete (Hang ‘em High)
Ricketts wants to be the next famous serial killer. Early this year the Nebraska legislature voted to
abolish the death penalty, but that didn’t go well with ole Put-em-to-Sleep
Pete so he vetoed it and vowed to kill as many prisoners on death row that he
could before the law takes effect. He
has since spent two hundred thousand dollars out of his own pocket to put the
death penalty on the next election ballot. Now that is someone with the real need to
kill.
It seems not everyone was sad to see Aunt Rose passing.
I am pretty sure these Presleyterians think that Elvis is coming
back.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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