Today is National Pig in a Blanket Day around the country.
Here in Texas
we have a pig in the State Capitol but he sure as hell isn’t anything to
celebrate.
Speaking of Texas Lt. Governor
Dan (I Used To Be A Sports Nut And Then A
Religious Nut, But Now I’m Just A WingNut)
Patrick told folks this week that he
was tired of Governor
Gregg (Hell On Wheels)
Abbott and Speaker of the House
Joe (I Don’t Have A Clue)
Straus picking on him.
Little Danny said he was thinking about
taking his ball and going home except that he didn’t have a ball, so he might
just hold his breathe until he turned blue.
Faux News in house psychopathic nut-job psychiatrist
Dr. Keith (I’m Not
Really a Doctor, I Just Play One On TV)
Ablowhard says that if
Obama were more like the patron saint of the
Republican Party,
Ronald (I Was A Bad Actor and Worse President)
Reagan, that
Americans wouldn’t be joining ISIS.
Oh,
more like this guy.
According to the latest statistics, about 150 Americans have traveled to Syria
to join ISIS, which means approximately 359,999.850
million people have not traveled to Syria
to join ISIS.
Kansas
is finding out the hard way what happens when you have a TeaNut Republican in
the driver’s seat.
You will end up
driven straight into bankruptcy. Governor
Sam (I Have A Trickle Down I.Q.)
Brownback’s radical economic experiment is a monumental failure. So far six
school districts are closing early because of no money and the state’s budget
is facing a $600 million dollar short fall. I think Dan's economic adviser was Bernie Madoff.
Lousiana TaNut Republican Governor Bobby (Jihad) Jindal told
the New York Times that he is really, really, really, really against same sex marriage. Have
you ever noticed that the homophobes who shout the loudest are usually the ones
deepest in the closet?
Former Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry said
he has been hitting the books. Ole Oops
said that if he decides to throw his Stetson into the ring that this time he
will be prepared. He explained that he
didn’t realize that if you run for President you had to know things. I see his
point. After all, this bonehead was Governor for 14 years and didn’t know
diddly squat about anything.
Stay tuned for future adventures.