What Debate?

Well you can add another name to “The Clinton Body Count,” because Hillary absolutely buried Trump last night.  It was quite entertaining watching Trumpy Poo turn into a ranting incoherent buffoon on national TV.  

It is very clear that Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump is running for C.E.O. King of America. According to The Don, his first day in office he would fire Congress (all those terrible politicians that have ruined America) and replace them with his staff from The Apprentice to do the paper work while he was rewriting all of the laws, rules and regulations for Americans to live by.  

I can see why Trump is making his move to be Dictator of America because he spent most of the night trying to convince everyone that America is a Third-World country.

Trump was adamant about being against the war in Iraq, even though he is on record saying he was for it.  I find it odd that the only person Trump ever told that he was against the war was Sean (Total Asshole & Proud Of It) Hannity.  I mean why would anyone tell Sean anything?

Texas Lt. Governor Dan (Obsessed With The Ladies Bathroom) Patrick told every one this week that his number priority in this year's legislature is to keep boys out of girls bathrooms. I believe there has almost been as many of these incidents happening as voter fraud.  Last count was zero. 

I have said for many years that I think Wolf (Real Name, Dodo Bird) Blitzer is the most useless newsman in the entire world, but now I believe he does have an equal in Chuck (My Last Job Was A Reporter For The Weekly Reader) Todd.


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Hump Day News

In health care news, Hillary (I’m With Me) Clinton has Walking Pneumonia and Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump has a version of Mad Cow disease.  It’s called Bullshititis.  One is treatable and the other is incurable.

This week at a Trump rally a Trump supporter imbecile deplorable punched a 69 year old woman in the face and she fell on her oxygen tank and injured her ribs.  When asked why he hit the woman, he said, “Well I could tell she was pretty old, but when I saw she was on oxygen, I knew I could take her.”

On Dancing With The Stars Some People You Might Have Heard Of this week, former Texas Governor Rick (Two Right Feet) Perry said he didn’t do well because he was attempting a dance that was a little more involved than the “Texas Two Step”, but he couldn’t remember the third step.  Ricky Poo said he would do better next week because he was planning to veto the judge’s scores.

Also on the show, two anti-Ryan (My Favorite Is The Breast Stroke) Lochte demonstrators rushed the stage and was subdued by security people without incident.  After the show, Olympic swimmer Lying Ryan told reporters that he and his partner were robbed and beaten at gun point and feared for their lives. When asked if he was over exaggerating, he said maybe a little because he was too drunk to remember everything.





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Monday Soap Box

Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump has finally revealed his plan for putting ISIS out of business. He is going to buy them. 

I think it is time we impeached Texas Governor Gregg (Hell-On-Wheels) Abbott.  I have noticed that he NEVER stands up during the National Anthem. 

Of course Texas is not the only state to have an ASSHOLE for Governor.  Kentucky has Matt (I Have God On Speed Dial) Bevin who told the boneheads attending the Value Voters Summit this past week-end that liberals were un-American for preventing conservative “Christians” from declaring America a Christian nation and instituting the Bible as the law of the land in place of the Constitution”.

Golly I wonder where Hillary came up with “basket of deplorables”

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Speaking of Hillary, did you notice how she got Republicans to talk about women’s health care in one day?

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Haters Gonna Hate

I like Hillary Clinton.  I believe as President Obama said that she will be the most experience President this country has ever had.  I know that there are people who dislike Hillary and that is fine, so don’t vote for her, but there are other people out there who really hate Hillary.

These boneheads think that Benghazi is the worst thing that has ever happen to America.  They seem to completely overlook the FACT that 13 embassies were attacked and 60 people were killed under George Warmonger Bush.  That Clueless George and his War Crime cohorts started two useless wars where thousands of Americans were killed and that 911 happened on his watch even though they had intelligent reports of terrorist high jacking planes and flying them into buildings.   

They also buy into the Body Count which is hoax list that has been around for about 20 years that list anywhere from 35 to 50 people that the Clinton’s have supposedly had murdered.  So let me get this straight. Bill couldn’t even get a blow-job in the White House without being caught and dragged through a wich-hunt investigation, but they have had all of these folks killed and have gotten away clean as pin.  Yeah that makes sense.

These boneheads are down on the stupidity level of Trump supporters imbeciles and Jonestown Followers.  I personally believe that these people need to be required to wear a scarlet A for ASSHOLE around their neck or maybe a scarlet M for MORON.  Of course they shouldn’t wear both at the same time or folks might think they are Aggies.



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Mid-Week Blah Blahs

So after 7 years and 7 investigations costing the taxpayers a little over 7 million dollars the Republicans have released an 800 page report that proves Hillary Clinton was indeed the Secretary of State.

Someone has provided proof that I am surrounded by bonehead Trump supporters.

I just saw a riveting clip from the Legend of Tarzan movie where Samuel Jackson asked Tarzan, “What’s in your wallet?”

And here is my tip of the day.

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A Few Thougts For A Tuesday

We certainly live in interesting times.  Hillary (I’m Kryptonite To Republicans) Clinton is trying to become the first woman President of the United States and Rafael (I Don’t Have A Clue) Cruz is trying to be the first Canadian to be President of the United States.  Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump of course would not become the first buffoon to be President, as we have elected a number of those in the past, but would certainly qualify as the biggest. 

Speaking of first, the Iowa Caucus is coming up. The Iowa Caucus is most famous for picking losers.  Only five winners of the Iowa Caucus has ever gone on to be the nominee since 1972.  What a great claim to fame, but then when you’re Iowa, you don’t have much to brag about.

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2016

Wow, Hillary (I’ll Be Married To The First Gentleman) Clinton announced that she is running for President.  Man, I didn’t see that one coming.

Texas Seneterrible Ted (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz was very upset about Hillary’s announcement. Little Teddy was beside himself for, “her complete and abject failure to mention Jesus. Hillary Clinton sent a very clear message today: she does not intend to bring Jesus with her to Washington,” I understand Jesus had no comment on the matter.

Kentucky Seneterrible Rand (I Have Two First Names) Paul also announced he was running for President.  I thought his announcement was pretty much in tone with his attitude toward the media.

Perennial Presidential loser Rick (I Really Need To Be In A) Santorum told Iowans last week that he found the key to winning his party’s nomination.  He said he has given up his quest to look like Mr. Rogers and burned all of his sweaters. Ricky Poo also said he had formed a testing the waters committee and if could get Jesus to teach him how to walk on water, he would throw his halo into the ring for President once again.   
Little Ricky was also straight forward about his love for fetuses.

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