Once Texas Senaterrible Ted (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz threw his beanie with the propeller on top into the ring to run for President, the comparisons to Sarah (Half Assed Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin began springing up all over the internet. I have to say I don’t think there is any comparison.
Mrs. Palin is an absolute moron. This bimbo has never had an original thought in her entire life. Bonehead Sarah is nothing but a low life celebrity, right down there with Duck Dynasty and The Kardashians. On the other hand, little Teddy is a narrow-minded, egotistical, misogynistic, homophobic asshole and pathological liar, but is not stupid. This guy doesn’t have a chance to get elected, if fact I doubt if he can win his party’s nomination, but he is positioning himself to rake in a lot of money and be a major disruption to this country very much like former Senator Joseph (If My Lips Are Moving, I’m Lying) McCarthy. The only thing stupid about Teddy Poo is his supporters.
Arizona Senaterrible John (Civil War Veteran) McCain has announced he is running for re-election.
Here is a first. A policeman shoots an unarmed man and is arrested for murder in Charleston, North Carolina. Surely that is a typo. They probably meant acquitted for murder. The latest surveys show that there are between 300 and 310 million guns in America today and that is with a population of around 320 million people. Doesn’t it seem odd that most of the police shootings are with UNARMED people? The NRA is always harping on having a gun for protection. I guess they mean protection from the Police.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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