I'm Just Sayin'

A number of folks up in Plano, Texas want to repel their city’s equal rights ordinance.  Seems they are not happy unless they can discriminate against gay people.  These folks are known as Plano assholes.

The terrible tragedy in Paris proves that satire is not for stupid people.

Some more of those responsible gun owners have shot a loved one. Seems a man in North Carolina left to go to work and the wife reset the alarm system.  When the man came back to surprise the wife with breakfast, she shot him. When asked if she thought he was an intruder coming in, she said no, she wanted pancakes instead of bacon and eggs.

Texas Senaterrible Ted (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz is all in tizzy because President Obama didn’t attend the solidarity rally in Paris.  When asked why he didn’t go, little Teddy said that his final exam in automatic transmission repair class was the next day and he had to study.  

Texas State Represenitive Ceil (I Only Answer To The Dinner) Bell Jr. must be a protégé of Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert.  Little (actually he is big fat) Ceil has written a bill that says that if local government employees give out same sex marriage licenses, they would not get their paychecks, benefits or pensions. What a jerk. Cecil has decided if he can’t punish the people he doesn’t like, he will just punish people he doesn’t know.

Senaterrible John (Civil War Veteran) McCain was on the TV yesterday blathering on and on about putting more boots on the ground to stop terror attacks, but he couldn’t manage to explain how this would help. I am beginning to think old John owns a lot of stock in a boot company somewhere.




Stay tuned for future adventures.