Flakey Friday

An event called the Deep East Texas Reception was held in Austin this week and Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert was recognized as Deep East Texas Legislator of the year 2015.  First of all there is absolutely nothing Deep about East Texas and there sure as hell isn’t anything Deep about Looney Louie, but how do you get to be legislator of the year when the year is only three weeks old?  There is still enough time left in the year for people to become conscious and have Louie committed to Rusk State hospital for being terminally stupid.

Iowa’s newest and possible dumbest ever Senterrible Joni (I Really Am Not) Ernst has drawn the short straw and will give the Republican response after President Obama’s State of the Union address. Little hogtied Joni who uttered some extremely stupid things during her campaign will now get the chance to make a complete fool of herself in front of a national audience.    

Another example of those fine loving Christians, you know the ones that talk about that we are all God’s children, showing their hypocritical ass in public.  A funeral was abruptly stopped when the minister found out the deceased was gay.  Of course, since she was dead, I am pretty sure she was no longer gay, but in all of his narrow brained wisdom, he decided he just couldn’t go on proclaiming what a good person she was.

This all took place in front of hundreds of family and friends at the New Hope Ministries in Denver. I would suggest they change their name to No Hope Ministries as they have obviously decided to remain locked in the darkness of their ignorance.   

Sate Represenitive from South Carolina Alan ( My Gun Is A 45 And So Is My I.Q) Clemmons wants high schools in his state to teach a curriculum consisting of material from the NRA (National Rabid Assholes). He said each student would be checked before entering the classroom for a gun and if they didn’t one, they would be issued one.  I think Ammo Alan has this guy in mind to teach the class.  

Stay tuned for future adventures.