Politicans, Preachers and Pinheads

Ralph (God is a Personal Friend of Mine) Reed’s Faith and Freedom Coalition held their “Road to Misogyny” summit last week.  I know, they called it Road to Majority but trust me, when you heard what all of the right wing-nut religious bonehead speakers were saying, you’ll see I’m right on the money.

Rafel( Rhymes With Fidel) Cruz, little TeaNut Teddy’s daddy preached about the Seven Mountains dominionism  which gives Right-Wing Nut Christians authority over the seven forces that control and shape our culture. (1) Business; (2) Government; (3) Media; (4) Arts and Entertainment; (5) Education; (6) Family; and (7) Religion; (8) Suppressing that pesky Feminism.  Let’s see, what would a country look like that was run and dominated by religious fanatics? Oh yeah. IRAN.

When you listen to the crap that TeaNut Teddy and DaddyNut Rafel both spew on a regular basis, you can see the fruitcake doesn’t fall far from the tree. 

Another speaker, Louisiana Governor Bobby (Jihad) Jindal had this to say, “I can sense right now a rebellion brewing amongst these United States, where people are ready for a hostile takeover of Washington, D.C.”   Little Bobby went on the whine about how he was tired of “the left trying to silence us.”  That seems like a funny thing to say while you’re standing up there spouting treasonous crap to the public.  

I am pretty sure Christian radio talk show host John (I Love Kids, Especially Little Boys) Balyo would have been on the speakers list if it wasn’t for the fact that he was arrested on child sex charges last week.  Gosh another preacher with his hand down some else's pants.  Who would of thought it?

I see where the Republican Party of South Dakota passed a resolution calling for the impeachment of President Obama.  I understand they also passed a resolution to change the name of The Black Hills where Mount Rushmore is located to The White Hills.

Stay tuned for future adventures.