Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry opened his
mouth and once again something really stupid fell out. In San Francisco
this week, little Ricky poo said, “I may have the genetic coding that I’m
inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that.” This asshole managed to slam two groups in
the same sentence. Well, you know how
the “Just Say No” Republicans think that is the answer to everything. Remember if you’re inclined to get cancer,
“Just say no.” Although it appears Slick Rick can’t say no to being stupid.
Okalahoma GOP candidate for state Represenitive Scott (I’m A
Okie From Must-Be-Dopey) Esk thinks that stoning gays to death would be
alright. He actually posted this on Facebook a number of times. When it comes
to throwing rocks, Sleazeball Scotty probably should remember the saying about “those
who live in glass houses” because I have the feeling little Scotty is so far
back in the closet that he probably knows the White Witch personally.
This just in, Texas Senaterrible TeaNut Ted (Look AT Me,
Look At Me) Cruz is no longer half-assed Canadian, but is still a full time
moron. He has terminated his Canadian
citizenship and as I understand it, Canada
is having massive celebrations.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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