Wednesday Humps With Guns

 The big gun-fight is on. The good news is that it’s between two gun organizations. The NRA and Open Carry Texas, two groups of gun nuts who symbolically substitute the lead in their bullets for the lack of lead in their pants  Right away they’ve been shooting their mouths off at each other. The NRA put out an statement saying that Open Carry Texas was just plain weird, so Open Carry Texas came back and said “The NRA is nothing but a money whore corporation.”  Hey they are both right.

At one time in my life the NRA (National Rifle Association) was all about hunters and gun safety, but somewhere along the line they changed to the NRA (National Rabid Assholes) and could care less about gun safety. Selling more guns is their only priority.

In my opinion, there are two kinds of gun owners; legitimate hunters and gun nuts. Legitimate hunters own shotguns and rifles. Gun nuts own every kind of gun possible, especially hand guns and semi-automatics.   To my knowledge, every mass shooter so far has come from the gun nut side of the ledger. 

Speaking of guns, Joni (My Mentor is Michele Bachman)Ernst, who is a Republican running for the U.S. Senate from Iowa, has called the mass shooting in California two weeks ago an accident. An accident?  The guy shot and stabbed seven people to death.  What did he do, kill the wrong people?   She is just another example of a pimp for the NRA saying something really stupid.  I find it amazing that these people can still manage to stick their foot in their mouth while having their head up their ass at the same time.

And the gun owner of the week is an old fart in Minnesota who pulled a gun on his neighbor because he didn’t like the way the neighbor was teaching his daughter how to ride a bicycle.  Mr. Gun Nut was arrested on second degree assault charges. He told police that he had been drinking all day but said it didn’t influence his actions.  He said Jesus said, “Give a person a ride and they will hound you for more, but teach them how to ride a bicycle and they are out of your life forever”.    

Stay tuned for future adventures.