I just read where a man in Georgia
was trying to holster his gun and shot himself in the penis. I find that hard to believe. I didn’t think owners of hand guns had a
penis big enough to hit.
Dick (I Really Am a Dick) Cheney and his daughter Liz (My
Daddy Is a Dick) Cheney wrote an article in the Wall Street Journal this week
saying the crisis in Iraq
is all Obama’s fault. Cheney claims that
we won the war in Iraq
and he can prove it because he has a picture of Bush standing on a battleship
under a sign that said “Mission Accomplished.”
Yessir, ole Dickhead is a true Republican and when it comes to taking
responsibility, “Just Say No.”
When it comes to Iraq,
Obama gets to legitimately use the Homer Simpson excuse, “It was like that when
I got here.”
The captured Benghazi
suspect says that the attack on the American Embassy was inspired by an anti-Islam video. When this came to light, I understand Right-wing, TeaNut Republicans
were seen crying, pulling their hair out and mumbling incoherently to
themselves.
There is a bit of good news.
Yesterday in an interview, Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains)
Perry said he was considering moving to California. I say we all meet in Austin
tomorrow to help him pack.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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