Texas SlimeMachine

Texas Congressmoron Steve (I Don’t Have a Clue) Stockman is so stupid even the Tea Party doesn’t want him.  The Texas Legislature’s tea party caucus advisory committee have written little Stevie a letter telling how they feel about him.  They wrote, “We disavow your lack of accessibility to the people of Texas during this campaign and these unethical activities,” and they went on to say, “Your actions have disqualified you.”  Wow, when you are too unethical for the Tea Party boneheads that is saying something.
Stevie started the year off with a bang by missing 17 straight House votes.  Yessir, your tax dollars at play.

Texas Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert told a group of  Tea Party faithful in Washington D.C. this week that they were, “the answer to my prayers.”  And here I was so sure that ole Louie had been praying for a brain. Oh Well.

 The airwaves here in East Texas have been so inundated with Republican candidate ads the last two weeks, the EPA has issued a Pinocchio alert.



Stay tuned for future adventures.