Kesha is running for the US Senate here in Texas and says she is a Democrat, but that is a big fat lie. She is a card carrying member of the Lyndon LaRouche cult which means she’s really a nut job…. I’m talking A-1, full tilt wacko. This boneheadette makes Steve ( I Don’t Have a Clue) Stockman look sane.
Honorable mention humps:
Texas Attorney General Gregg (Hell on Wheels) Abbott has responded to criticism for including Ted (I Have a Great Big Gun and a Tiny Brain) Nugent on his campaign trail. Abbott said that he never looks back, only forward. After being paralyzed from a tree falling on him, you would think the dumbass would look up. Anyway, Little Teddy, better known as “Nuge, the Stooge” (I understand that is a nickname his parents gave him), who has publicly admitted to having sex with underage girls, said that being on the campaign trail was lots of fun because the political groupies were almost as hot as the rock groupies.
Jack (Is My Nose Growing?) Burkman is a Washington lobbyist. Jack says he is worried about the “morals and values” of our country so he is drafting a bill that would ban gay athletes from being in the NFL. I am laughing so hard I can hardly type. First of all, he is a lobbyist so “morals and values” aren’t even a part of his vocabulary. Secondly, does he really think there are no gays in the NFL? Not only is this guy a big fat liar, he is incredibly stupid. I am shocked he is NOT running for some public office in Texas.
The entire state of Arizona. The Republican legislature in Arizona has been clamoring to build a wall along their border for some time now and the more I have thought about it, I think they are half-right. I think the thing to do is build a wall around the whole state and throw away the key.
And all of the Republican legislatures around the country trying to pass laws that discriminate against people they don’t like by calling them “religious freedom laws.” What a crock. What they mean is freedom for THEIR RELIGON, not anyone else's. It is the same ole song and dance they have done for years about not having prayer in school. Bullshit, kids can pray all day long, they just can’t do it over the PA system. They just want THEIR PRAYERS in school.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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