The Wicked Witch of the North

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Little Miss Tea Party Queen, Michele (I just hate taxes) Bachmann worked for the IRS as a tax collector hounding taxpayers from 1988 until1993.  Don’t you just love it when a politician’s past comes back and bites them right in the ass?

Michele got her law degree from O.W. Coburn School of Law, a division of Oral Roberts University.  The American Bar Association revoked the school’s accreditation in 1981. The school is now known as the Regent University School of Law. This is the exceptionally small, low performing educational dump that, despite being the 136th-ranked law school in the country, where 60 percent of graduates flunked the bar, produced a flood of entrants into the Bush Justice Department.  Now there is an alma mater to be proud of.

Here is the bottom line on Mrs. Bachmann.  She is a homophobic religious zealot who believes that the Chinese are plotting to replace the dollar bill, that light bulbs are killing our dogs and cats, and that God personally chose her to become both an IRS attorney and lawmaker.  After she signed the14-point “Iowa marriage vow” which states that black families were better off under slavery than today, would indicate that she is a racist.  By the way for you Bachmann Believers, racist doesn’t mean you are into NASCAR. 

Michele says she found Jesus when she was 16.  I didn’t even know he was lost. Anyway she doesn’t say when she actually met God but I am assuming it was while she was at Oral Roberts University since Oral claimed to talk to God all the time, I figure he introduced them  at some point.  She was mentored by a crackpot Christian extremist professor named John Eidsmoe, who was a big time contributor to John Birch Society, so maybe John told her he was God.

The Bachmann’s own a clinic that claims they can cure homosexuality.  I understand the system they use is based on a well known prison program from a few years ago called “Scared Straight.”  You may remember they took juvenile delinquents and locked them up with harden criminals. At the Bachmann’s, they call it the same but they lock you up with Richard (Sweatin’ with the Oldies) Simmons.   Even thought the Bachmann’s have denied this, a new undercover video taken in the clinic proves that the Bachmann’s  had rather lie when the truth would sound better.

When asked recently about the final flight of the Space Shuttle she said it was a waste of money because when the Rapture comes we won’t need it, but that we need to honor the Astronauts for their service, especially Lance Armstrong for being the first person to ride a bicycle on the moon.

A woman from Longview Texas gave birth to a 16lb baby.  I understand the delivery was a double D section

I see where Glen (I can dish it out but can’t take it) Beck is moving to Texas. Where in the hell are the “Don’t Mess With Texas” people when you need them?

A couple of new social media networks are cranking up.  One is geared toward people involved with on-line gambling. It’s called Face Bookie.  Another one is for people who enjoy old reruns of Hawaii Five-O.  It’s called Face Book’em Dano.

The world’s best-selling Sunday tabloid, the News of the World, own by Rupert Murdoch has shut down because reporters committed some egregious ethical wrongdoings.  My question is why is Fox News still on the air?

The good news is that Rupert Murdoch's News Corp has abandoned it’s bid for British pay TV company over the voice mail hacking accusations.  A spokesman for Murdoch said that the people responsible for the incidents has been found and fired.   They were identified as Homer Simpson and two co-workers, Lenny and Carl.

A spokesman for Murdoch’s News Corp later released a statement that there was some hacking going on but reminded people that Rupert Murdoch is eighty years old and it was mostly in the mornings when he got up.


Stay tuned for future adventures.