Friday, July 1, 2011

Bad Hair Daze


Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich just convicted on 17 of the 20 criminal charges against him said that most of his problems stemmed from having a bad hair day everyday of his life.  He also said the hair-trigger on his temper hasn’t helped either.  He admitted to getting involved in a number of hair-brained schemes while in office. When asked what he was going to do now, he replied, “first thing is I need a little hair-of-the-dog and think about it.” 


A man in South Carolina has been struck by lighting for the sixth time and lived to tell about it.  I would think if any symphony orchestras around the country are looking for a conductor, here’s you guy.


This week Al-Qaida's online communications were temporarily crippled leaving it without a single trusted distribution channel available on the Internet.  They must have switched to Comcast.


University of Notre Dame economist William Evans found that mortality rates significantly increased after payday.  Well that’s something I don’t have to worry about.


Here we are coming up on Fourth of July weekend and no fireworks.  It just won’t be same if we can’t get out and set fires, blow off fingers or lose an eye.


There will be no Fourth Of July recess for the Senate.  They will spend the week shooting off their mouths, firing up their base and celebrating how independently wealthy they all are.


I use to celebrate the 4th by drinking a 5th and waking up on the 6th with 3rd degree burns and 1st class hangover.   






Stay tuned for future adventures.
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