The Far Right Reverend Rick (I think I’m Jesus) Perry’s up coming big-time fall-down-on-your-knees pray-a-thon at Houston’s Reliant Stadium is called “The Response.” Well here is my response, “Dear Rick, GO TO HELL.”
The more I read about Preacher Perry’s big come to Jesus meeting, the more I think it’s not Obama’s gig he is wanting, but wanting to be the next Jerry Farwell or Pat Robertson. You can line you pockets with a political job (and he has done quite well) but the really righteous money is in a mega-church. Maybe ole Slick Rick’s bank account has a higher calling than I thought.
If you take a look at some of the folks who are behind him on this little sacred shindig, you’ll see what I’m talking about. Righteous Rick has gotten all involved with the New Apostolic Reformation or NAR as they are commonly called. This bunch of yahoos is really scary. They have coined a term they call the “Seven Mountains of Society,” which they want to dominate not just politics but all media and entertainment. A more accurate name for them would be The Texas Taliban.
Another endorser of “The Response” is John Hagee of the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio. This big fat windbag makes Pat Robertson look sane, and believe me folks that is saying something. Here is quote from ole John, “Christians don’t steal or lie, they don’t get divorced or have abortions.” John, of course, dumped his wife and kids for a younger woman. John’s little con game takes in about $18 million a year. I believe that is quite a bit more than being President of the United States.
The main sponsor of Rick’s righteous scam is the American Family Assocation, a well-known hate group out of Tupelo, Mississippi. The reason I say scam is that although there will be some praying going on, mostly it will be Rick (The Prophet) Perry preying on large wallets and gullible minds for his profit.
Many people including churches, other religious organizations and political groups are denouncing the event. Perry’s response to this was, "Isn’t it just the type of intolerance to say that we can’t gather together in public to pray to our God?"
Rick totally rejects the theory of evolution saying that he knows for a fact nobody in his family has ever evolved. I’m pretty sure he is right about that.
Actually I hope this bonehead does toss his hat in the ring for the 45th running of the Presidents Cup. Let the national press get in here and start finding out what a lousy Governor he has been and we will also see how the country feels about having another incompetent, unqualified pinhead for President from Texas.
My main message today is “On August 6th, avoid Reliant Stadium at all cost.”
Today's good read is The Bone House by Brian Freeman. This is a well written murder mystery that will keep you up late at night turning to the next page.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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