This is one of the dumber headlines I’ve seen lately. “Beatles reunion at the 2012 London Olympics?” I don't think so. Maybe Paul and Ringo might be there,but that is not a Beatles reunion.
I was expecting the article to read something like this. Beatles reunite for last concert at the 2012 London Olympics. Special guest appearances from Michael Jackson, Clarence Clemons, Elizabeth Taylor, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and Buddy Holly.
This was on MSNBC. What bonehead writes this crap? I’m pretty sure there are a lot of folks out there with college degrees looking for work that could do a better job than this. Come to think of it, if they like dumb headlines, I believe I could come up with some for them. How about,
• “University of Minnesota names Michele Bachmann head of the History Department.”
• “Rick Perry voted most popular Governor in Texas History.”
• “Newt and Cruella Gingrich join Shopaholic Anonymous.”
• “George “W” Bush passes I.Q. test.
• “Anthony Weiner is GQ model of the month.”
• “Arnold Schwarzengger named Father of the Year.”
• “New poll says Americans think Congress is doing a great job.”
• “Internet fad is over; most people have gone back to reading the newspaper.”
• “Weapons of Mass Destruction found in Iraq.”
• “Scientists discover Earth is actually flat.”
• “Sarah Palin announces she is leaving politics and is returning to Homer Alaska where she plans on becoming a hermit.”
• “Ann Coulter wins the Pulitzer Prize for integrity.”
• “Republicans vote to raise taxes.”
• “Houston Metro announces plans to take over the space shuttle flights.”
Stay tuned for future adventures
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