Six Degrees of Michele Bachmann

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Congresswoman from Minnesota
Minnesota is the land of a 1000 lakes.
A1000 lakes is a lot of lakes.
Lost of lakes means lots of fishermen.
Lots of fishermen are big fat liars.
Michele Bachmann is an idiot and that’s no lie.


Walter Mondale was a Senator from Minnesota
He became Vice-President under Jimmy Carter
Jimmy Carter was the Governor from Georgia.
Jimmy became the 39th President.
Jimmy had a brother named Billy.
Billy was almost as big an idiot as Michele Bachmann


Michele went to law school in Oklahoma.
Oklahoma’s motto is “Oklahoma is OK” because they couldn’t spell mediocre.
Oklahoma only had two things above average..
The Broadway musical “Oklahoma” and Will Rogers.
“Oklahoma” won lots of awards.
Will Rogers was famous for saying “I never met a man I didn’t like but Michele Bachmann is an idiot.”.


Lyndon Johnson was Vice-President to John F. Kennedy.
LBJ became President when JFK died.
Hubert Humphrey was a Senator from Minnesota.
He became Vice-President to President Lyndon Johnson.
Lyndon Johnson was married to Lady Bird Johnson
Michele Bachmann is a bird-brained idiot.


Bret Farve played for the Minnesota Vikings
Bret took a picture of his penis.
Bret sent the picture to a woman reporter.
The woman reporter sent it to the NFL Commisioner.
The commissioner released this statement.
Bret Farve is as big an idiot as Michele Bachmann..


Robert Zimmerman is from Minnestota
Robert learned to play the guitar.
Robert changed his name to Bob Dylan.
Bob wrote “Like a Rolling Stone.”
The Rolling Stones recorded “Bitch.”
Michele Bachmann is an idiot.



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