Froggy Friday

Mother Nature finally gave us a nice little shower bath this week here in Spring Branch.  It was quite refreshing and lots of fun until the cops came by and made us put our clothes back on. What a bunch of spoil sports.

   
What’s next for Roger (I’m no Rocket scientist) Clemens?  I mean after his trial on perjury charges.  Well let’s see, here is a bonehead who had an affair with a 15 year old girl when he was 28 and is on trial for perjury because he insisted on appearing before Congress when he didn’t have to. Hey, he is a shoe-in for politics.

Here is a headline for you. “More than 100 people have had their identities stolen in Huntsville, a small town Texas.”  You would think in a small town people would still know who you are.

A man wearing SpongeBob SquarePants pajama bottoms and an accomplice, who he kept referring to as Patrick Star, robbed a Family Dollar Store in north Harris County of all their butterfly nets. 

Ok Houstonians, next time you run a red light, remember to SMILE.  They have turned the red light cameras back on.

File this one under irony of the year story.  A man in New York was riding his motorcycle without a helmet in a parade protesting helmet laws.  He lost control, fliped over the handle bars and died when his head hit the pavement.  The ride Sunday was organized by American Bikers Aimed Toward Education, known as ABATE.  "Mandatory helmet laws do nothing to prevent accidents," a spokesman for ABATE said.  No dumbass, it prevents you from being KILLED when you have an accident.  Maybe ABATE should aim a little higher.

Congress is up burning the midnight oil trying to come to a compromise on Federal debt limit. First of all they have raised the debt limit 16 times since 1993, so I really don’t think 17 is the one that will break the camel’s back and plus I have a quick way to fix everything.  Just make money worth more.  The $5 dollar bill is now worth $10 dollars, the $10 bill is worth $20 and so on.  Over night everyone would have twice as much money and we could go on playing this little game of pretense, but do they ever call and ask me what to do?...No


 Stay tuned for future adventures.