Monday, March 28, 2011

Monday Morning Musings


Tiger Woods may be back on the dating scene again but so far he hasn’t even flirted with winning a golf tournament.

Charlotte County Sheriff's deputies arrested 22-year-old Robert Tuttle on Thursday for allegedly threatening his mother with an axe and forcing her to watch movies with him for several hours. Now he shouldn’t have threatened her with an axe, but making her watch three Ashton Kutcher movies is just unforgivable. 

Harry Wesley Coover Jr., known as the inventor of Super Glue, has died at his home in Kingsport, Tenn. He was 94. His family said he had stuck with it as long as he could.

Four more radio stations dropped Glen Beck’s radio show last week and his ratings are off 50% from a year ago. It just goes to show you can fool some of the people some of the time but a fool with a radio show won’t fool em’ for long.

Wow, Kentucky, Virginia Commonwealth University, University of Connecticut and Butler are in the Final Four.  It doesn’t get much more exciting than that…Actually it does; reruns of Matlock would be more fun.  March Madness has dribbled off into March Mediocre…

Now here is a headline for you.  HOUSTON  — A deaf man has been accused of biting off part of another deaf man's ear.  Well it’s not like he bit off his fingers.  




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