When I first started hearing and seeing all of the ads on TV about the new 4G phones, I thought wow, the G surly stands for Grand or Galactic and we could phone outer space or other planets. Then I thought maybe the G stands for Glamorous or Glitter so we could talk to our favorite movie and television stars. Another thought was that the G must be for Genius and it is a hundred times smarter than a smart phone.
Then it hit me, with the enormous amount of money they are spending promoting 4G, it must stand for Godly and we would have a hot line directly to heaven.
But alas after much research on the subject, the G must stand for GOUGE as in to cheat out of money or overcharge. Then again it could be GREEDY because 4G doesn’t do anything that the phone in your hand doesn’t do right now.
And Now For Something Completely Different.
Lindsay Lohan's father has been arrested. He said he wanted to spend more time with his daughter.
I just read a story that said Tiger Woods was back on the dating scene. As far as I can tell he was never off the dating scene but now he’s not MARRIED.
HBO has announced they are doing a movie on the life of former Vice-President Darth Cheney. It will open when Darth was a teenager and shot his best friend with a BB gun. Shortly after that Darth had the first of his 23 heart attacks which is an incredible number for someone who obviously doesn’t have a heart.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
"G" simply stands for "generation". There is no benchmark speed associated with 3g or 4g, beyond the implication it's genuinely faster. That's why everyone claims to be the fastest 4g. It's like the "reddest" red.
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