Thank God Charlie Sheen is okay. He said so himself in an interview from his planet of Denial. Charlie said he has just gotten a new transfusion of Tiger Blood, (No word from Tiger Woods on how that went.) and his Adonis DNA was one hundred percent. He reported he and his two girlfriends, Natty -- the self-proclaimed porn star -- (I guess no one else has proclaimed her.), and Rach The Goddess (I’m not sure of what?) have been having some deep conversations about the problems in Wisconsin while just hanging around the house (Charley has a trapeze in the living room)
Charlie said he was not interested in people treating him like he was a twelve year old. He was fifteen now, and felt people should at least respect his wishes, if not adoring and worshiping his every word. He said he realized a long time ago that he was special and people shouldn’t worry about him, that alcohol and cocaine had no effect on him and as long as he didn’t get close to Kryptonite, he would be fine. He also said, “there is nothing broken here”, well other than the dining room furniture, the spa in the pool, part of the master bed room and the BMW parked in the kitchen.
Charlie also said his good friend Moe Gadhafi has called a couple of time to get his advice on his situation and Charlie told him to hang in there, that everyone loved him. He told him not to worry; the media was just having a slow day and making a mountain out of a mole hill. Charley said it was a sad day when a dictator couldn’t kill a few hundred of his own country men without the press making a big deal of it.
For only a million more dollars a week, Charlie said he would come back to work; he just needed someone to tell him where that is. He said he knows a lot of people depend on their lively hood because of him, especially the Guzman’s Sinaloa drug cartel in Mexico.
Charlie ended the interview by saying that he doesn’t need the help. He said, “I sort of evolved beyond it.” He also noted that he had grown an extra toe and a third ear.
Another celebrity in the news, Christina Aguilera was arrested early Tuesday near the Sunset Strip on suspicion of being drunk in public. It seems for her sobriety test, they ask Christina to sing the National Anthem.
Lindsay Lohan said Tuesday on the syndicated magazine show "Extra" that she was hoping for a big-screen comeback. Sounds like Lindsay might have been doing a little “Sheen.”
Today’s good read is Ain’t She Sweet by Susan Elizabeth Phillips. This is one of the most entertaining books I have read lately. Great story and well written.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
This was excellent and probably right on target what Charlie would say. He would probably promote his new charity...Celebrity Refugee Bailouts in Beverly Hills..a worthy charity cause, to help self egotisitcal stars get a better grip on their ids. Keep up the good stuff in the writing Rod..this one is a Keeper!!!
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