They are developing a car that won’t start if you have had too much to drink. If you have had too much to eat, the seat belts won’t fit. Ah the wonderful world of technology.
Looks like Charley Sheen’s home rehab is going great, He intends to go back to work at the end of Feburary. He evidently is using the Evelyn Wood Speed Rehab course.
Poor ole Jerry Jones, he was so excited to have the Super Bowl in Dallas this year. First the Cowboys wouldn’t cooperate and now Mother Nature seems to be pissed off at him.
Hey I have a great idea for a TV show. You go film a bunch of extremely untalented kids who don’t have a clue and show it on National TV so the whole country can make fun of them….Oh wait….That’s American Idol.
Do you think maybe the kids doing the hand jive in the McDonald’s commercial for their Carmel Mocca’s have had a little too much caffeine?
Egyptian President Mubarak has developed Bret Farve disease. He doesn’t know when to leave.
Sarah Palin said Friday that America is dangerously out of step with the values of former President Ronald Reagan...Really...The public debt tripled and the Government grew twice as big on Reagan’s watch. It seems to me we are right in step with him.
Mike Sorrentino, he’s known as The Situation on Jesery Shores, the MTV reality tv show, says he going to leave to be a movie star. Yeah right, next thing you know Snooki will write a book.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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