There has been a lot of controversy over the classified documents that have been leaked on the WikiLeaks website; however, I have come across some of their information that hasn’t been released yet. As a public service I thought I would leak it on this blog.
Willie Nelson smokes pot.
Sarah Palin will be remembered as a half-ass Governor of Alaska.
Bret Farve is way too old to play football.
Charley Sheen has a drinking problem.
Over 290 million people DO NOT listen to Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck every week.
Air travel will be a touching experience this year.
Most members of The Tea Party are revolting.
Bristol Palin is not a very good dancer.
There is no Santa Claus.
This just in, the U.S. Travel Association is calling for the creation of a "trusted traveler" program for airline passengers. Under this system, passengers would be screened for security risks before arriving at the airport. You would go to room 213 at the motel 6 near the airport. Ask for John
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LOL! I like the understated obvious!
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