Here are some role models for you. Kate Gosselin and her eight kids went on a camping trip with Sarah Palin in Alaska. I understand Kate never left her tent, it was raining and she had just spent a thousand dollars on a new hair-do. Sarah didn’t let that spoil her fun. She shot a reindeer. They haven’t released the name yet and I’m keeping my fingers crossed that it wasn’t Rudolph.
Governor Charlie Crist of Florida has pardoned Jim Morrison’s conviction on indecent exposure in 1969. Governor Crist said he was very pleased to grant the pardon and his next step was to bring Jim back to Florida for a concert. When told that Morrison had been dead since 1971, the Governor told the reporter he was mistaken, Jim had never been a member of The Grateful Dead.
Howard Stern’s new contract is 100 million dollars less than his last deal. Man I’m glad I got out of radio before the bottom fell out.
A key vote on the “Do ask, don’t tell” policy has failed. When asked why, a spokesman said “They aren’t going to tell, so don’t ask.”
The Christian Right is having a problem finding a suitable candidate to back in 2012.
Mitt Romney won’t work. They are looking for someone who can heal the sick and he just seems to make people sick.
Sarah Palin is not the one. She’s a woman, the only way she could cut it is if she had had Bristol by Immaculate Conception.
Newt Gingrich is not in the running because two ex-wives is two too many.
Mike Huckabee. We had a President from Arkansas, enough said.
The hot new thing in the book world is Amish Romance novels. I understand they are quick read. There is no sex, so they are only three pages long.
Today's good read is Fall Of Giants by Ken Follett. If you read Pillars Of The Earth and enjoyed it, you will certainly like this one. It is the first of new series by Mr. Follett.
Stay tuned for future adventures and look for more Sleeps Til Noon at www.hotslop.com
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