A friend of mine was injured on his trip back home. Said he got a groin pull at the airport.
It looks like all the public’s complaints about the pat-downs at the airports are starting to have some effect. A new directive has just come down from the TSA to all airport agents. NO TONGUE.
Bret Farve’s 297 game streak of starts has come to an end. The headline said Bret Farve was listed as inactive for the Monday night game. That was a typo, it should have read Bret Farve listed as inaccurate.
Poor Haiti. They have suffered through a terrible earthquake, a hurricane,an epidemic of cholera that has killed 2000 people and now a visit from Sarah Palin. How much can a country take?
Larry King is retiring at the end of this week. Larry has done over 50,000 interviews on radio and television. His first radio interview was with Guglielmo Marconi, who invented the radio. Talk about being in the right place at the right time.
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The incoming Speaker of the House John Boehner appears to have taken crying lessons from Glen Beck. He can turn the tears on at the drop of a hat. I came across a list of his songs which might give us some insight.
Cry Me A River
Cry Softly
Crying
Crying In The Chapel
Crying Time
Crying Game
Crying In The Rain
Cry Like A Baby
Cry
Cry Myself To Sleep
Cry Baby
But his all time favorite is “It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To”
A postal worker in Wisconsin said he was only trying to cheer up a woman on his route when he delivered her mail in the nude. She said she didn’t think he meant her any harm; she was just upset where he was holding her letters.
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