If you were planning on getting that special Christmas gift from your sweetie this year, you might want to take a look at this. There is a new sex questionnaire out that is causing quite a stir. I’m not sure if it was in Cosmopolitan or GQ, but here are a few of the questions in it.
You are not getting any sex for Christmas if:
You think Viagra commercials are about a woman's Viagra.
You think erectile dysfunction is when the elevator is not working at your office
You think premature ejaculation is when your cd player ejects the disc before the song is over
You don't know the difference between a hand out and a hand job.
You think hot flashes have to do with global warming
You think menopause is the middle button on your tv remote?
You think oral sex involves a telephone.
You think foreplay is a new rock group.
You think multiple organisms mean group sex.
You need a resume to get a blow job.
Stay tuned for future adventures and look for more Sleeps Til Noon at www.hotslop.com
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