Observations From A Disturbed Mind

A man was found dead in a video booth in a adult book store last week … Oh My God, porn kills.

Larry King is moving from CNN to CSI.  It was recently discovered that Larry has been dead for three years.

Obviously Bruno on Dancing With The Stars found Micheal Bolton’s dancing as irritating as I find his singing.

The wilderness where Moses was lost for forty years can be walked across in about three weeks.  This guy set the precedent for a man not stopping to ask for directions.

Early voting has begun around the country, so get out and vote and vote often…remember you don’t get to bitch about the jerk who wins if you don’t vote.

At the end of the year, Comcast will take over NBC.  I have been trying to come up with a joke about that for over two weeks and absolutely nothing has popped up.  Apparently Comcast buying NBC is not funny.

A new survey out reports Americans use 41 different combinations of sexual acts.  When I ask a friend of mine what he thought about this, he said he only knew of two…..left or right hand.

A new report out this week shows that the obesity problem in this country is now at an extra large.

The pharmaceutical companies are extending their commercials to three minutes now so they can list all of the harmful side effects.

The DEA conducted a day long take back program today and collected 121 tons of unused drugs…..And that was just at Paris Hilton’s and Lindsay Lohan’s house.

Today's good read is Top Producer by Norb Vonnegut.  An excellent read and very timely.  It's setting is Wall Street and Mr. Vonnegut is to stockbrokers what John Grisham is to lawyers.


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