A Hooker's Lament ;Trick Or Treat

I have been trying to decide how to dress for Halloween.  Here are a few costumes I have come up with that I think are pretty scary.

Rick Perry……Perfectly Coiffured Serial Politician. 

Dick Cheney…..Evil smirk with shotgun in hand.

Sarah Palin …..As President.

Bret Farve…… Wranglers around your ankles.

Mel Gibson….. In a Nazi uniform

Charley Sheen……..Naked with a drink in hand.

Glen Beck, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, or Michael Savage….. Giant fake lips and a large hot air ballon..

Lady Gaga….. A meat dress  (this only works at a vegetarian’s house).

Snookie from Jersey Shores……Dressed like a $2.00 hooker.

A Wall Street banker or CEO of a pharmaceutical company…..Suit made out of thousand dollar bills. 

Any Tea Party candidate…..A straight jacket.

A Catholic Priest.....Need I say more?


I just read the dumbest story ever on the internet.  It was about the ten good and ten bad Halloween candies.  How stupid, there is no bad Halloween candy.

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