Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Harrarumph Day





Hump of the week.

Kentucky County Clerk Kim (Homophobic Hick) Davis has refused to issue marriage license to same sex couples wanting to get married.  She filed a law suit asking that she be allowed to not issue the license because it went against her religious beliefs.

Little Kimmy believes in the traditional marriage of one man, one woman…as many times as you want. She is working on number four and counting.   It took the Supreme Court one day to come up with a decision.  They said their belief was that she could either do her job or get another one.

I understand that Rowan County Kentucky where Kim is clerk is so conservative that the public swimming pool has this sign.



More information on the new content in the recently revised text books that were approved by the Republican led board of education that is being used in Texas schools this year. .

The fall of the Alamo was due to President Obama not securing the Texas border.

The first line of the Constitution now reads, “We the white Christians of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect church, establish our kind of justice, pander to the lowest common denominator, promote general warfare against whoever doesn’t think like us, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of Christianity.” 

During the Vietnam War, George W. Bush did uncover work for the C.I.A posing as a draft dodger.


Darth (I Really Am A Dick) Cheney has declined to endorse Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump at this time.  I understand Darth is waiting to see if The Don wants him to be his Vice-President and engineer a plan to invade Iran under false pretenses. .  




Stay tuned for future adventures.


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