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Disparity

Here is some really disturbing news.  In 2010, over half the wealth in the entire world was held by 385 individuals.  As of today, over half the wealth in the entire world is held by 80 people.  That is seriously out of whack.

35 of those people are Americans and of course two of them are the sleezy Koch brothers.  They announced this week that they plan on spending 889 million dollars on getting TeaNut wackos elected to office this year. .

So if you don’t think these boneheads are bought and paid for….think again.

Iowa’s answer to Sarah (Half Ass Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin is Joni (My Brain Is Hog Tied) Ernst.  Last week in her rebuttal to the State of the Union address, Joni told the story about how poor her family was growing up.  How she only had one pair of shoes and they had holes in them. She would wrap them up in bags to keep out the snow and rain when she walked to catch the school bus. Poor Joni.

It is now known that Joni’s family received over $460,000 dollars in government assistance. I think the bags she was referring to came from the bags of money her Uncle Sam sent them.

Little Joni also espoused on the campaign trail that she thinks churches not the government ought to take care of the poor and sick.   Joni is like Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry in thinking that Jesus Care is much better than ObamaCare.  Of course with JesusCare you just pray that you don’t get sick.

Former Arkansas Governor Mike (Aw Shucks) Huckabee thinks that chapel and bible readings will stop school shootings. Little Mikey thinks JesusCare works here also. You just pray you don’t get shot.

Here is something else Shuckabee believes in.  In 1998 he was one of 131 signatories to affirm the statement on family issued by the 1998 Southern Baptist convention.  That statement read "A wife is to submit herself graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ."   I wonder if he would have been so eager and willing to sign up if he had to submit servant leadership to his wife.




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IOWA: The Center of Nowhere

The Freedom Summit, better known as Annual Meeting of the Liars Club, was held in Iowa this week.  I am pretty sure with all of the bullshit that was spewed over the weekend; Iowa’s sea level height was raised by at least ten feet.

Sarah (Half Assed Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin seems to be getting the most attention. Her teleprompter froze sending Sarah into a trance where she rambled incoherently one long sentence until she hyperventilated, put a paper bag over her head and ambled off into the sunset.  I’m not too sure about the hyperventilating and paper bag part.

 Excommunicated Speaker of the Penthouse, Newt (Which is Short For Nitwit) Gingrich tried to revive the already debunked Right-wing wacko smear about Hilary Clinton and Boko Haram.  The truth is some TeaNut overheard a staff member saying that one of Hilary’s favorite groups was Procol Harum whose hit was “A Whiter Shade of Pale.”

Head TeaNut wacko who hosted this total waste of time and breath was Iowa’s Congrssmoron Steve (I Never Met a Immigrant I Liked) King topped everyone by uttering in middle of his remarks that Americans  “come from every possible planet.”  If I had to guess which planet little Stevie was from, I would say it would be Uranus.

Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry got heckled when he started speaking about immigration.  I assume they wanted him to migrate back to the Lone Star State.

Donald (Very Little Hair, Giant Ego) Trump told the fine folks of Iowa that he could have beat Obama in 2012 if he had stayed in the race. Yeah and I would have won the lottery last Saturday if I had picked the right numbers. I doubt little Donnie could win the super’s job at Trump Tower.




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Another Flakey Friday

Iowa’s Congressmoron Steve ( I Never Met An Immigrant I Liked) King, the GOP’s (Gang of Prevaricators) biggest critic of immigration reform is hosting his Freedom Summit this weekend.  I am not sure why he calls it the Freedom Summit since there will be no free thinking allowed.

Here is a partial lineup of the boneheads attending this fiasco, Chris (I Don’t Burn Bridges, I Just Close Them) Christie, Ted (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz, Rick ( I Need To Be In A) Santorum, Mike (I Have God’s Vote) Huckabee and Ben (Oreo Cookie) Carson.  I am pretty sure none of these goobers ever had an original thought in there lives.

Speaking of Iowa, new Senaterrible Joni (I Really Am Not) Ernst who instead of delivering a rebuttal to President Obama’s State of the Union Address simply blathered on about how poor her family was during Ronald (Bad Actor, Worse President) Reagan’s time in office. I guess little Ronnie’s trickle down economics didn’t trickle down to Iowa.

Congressomoron Louie ( I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert is facing ethics complaint of using his PAC money for a trip to England to make political speeches. Since Loony Louie is a member of the Penthouse of Representatives and not a member of the House of Lords in England, that is a no-no.  Louie said he thought since we won the Revolutionary War that England was under American rules.

Here is the list of 48 Republican Senaterribles that voted to say climate change is not man made.
Barrasso, John (R – WY)
Blunt, Roy (R – MO)
Boozman, John (R – AR)
Burr, Richard (R – NC)
Capito, Shelley Moore (R – WV)
Cassidy, Bill (R – LA)
Coats, Daniel (R – IN)
Cochran, Thad (R – MS)
Corker, Bob (R – TN)
Cornyn, John (R – TX)
Cotton, Tom (R – AR)
Crapo, Mike (R – ID)
Cruz, Ted (R – TX)
Daines, Steve (R – MT)
Enzi, Michael B. (R – WY)
Ernst, Joni (R – IA)
Fischer, Deb (R – NE)
Flake, Jeff (R – AZ)
Gardner, Cory (R – CO)
Grassley, Chuck (R – IA)
Hatch, Orrin G. (R – UT)
Heller, Dean (R – NV)
Hoeven, John (R – ND)
Inhofe, James M. (R – OK)
Isakson, Johnny (R – GA)
Johnson, Ron (R – WI)
Lankford, James (R – OK)
Lee, Mike (R – UT)
McCain, John (R – AZ)
McConnell, Mitch (R – KY)
Moran, Jerry (R – KS)
Murkowski, Lisa (R – AK)
Paul, Rand (R – KY)
Perdue, David (R – GA)
Portman, Rob (R – OH)
Risch, James E. (R – ID)
Roberts, Pat (R – KS)
Rounds, Mike (R – SD)
Rubio, Marco (R – FL)
Sasse, Ben (R – NE)
Scott, Tim (R – SC)
Sessions, Jeff (R – AL)
Shelby, Richard C. (R – AL)
Sullivan, Daniel (R – AK)
Thune, John (R – SD)
Tillis, Thom (R – NC)
Toomey, Patrick J. (R – PA)
Vitter, David (R – LA)
Wicker, Roger F. (R – MS)

I really don’t understand why these boneheads think that man can’t change the climate.  Don’t they know who invented the thermostat?

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A Few Bubbles From My Soapbox

Evidently the Seahawks, Russell (God’s Quarterback) Wilson is the NFL’s version of Tim Tebow with talent.  Little Rusty just couldn’t quit gushing and tweeting how God was on their side to win the game over the Green Bay Packers. He never did say what it was that the Packers did to piss God off.

Seems to me, he could have thanked his team for finally waking up from a coma to actually play football for the last two minutes of the game and also to Green Bay for not knowing how to score a touchdown when you are inside the five yard line.

I’m not a Christian, but if I were with all that’s going on in the world, I would be highly insulted about somebody giving God the credit for wining a FUCKING FOOTBALL GAME.

I do believe Russell is a good person and I know he does a lot for charities, but I would just as soon he keep his religious crap to himself.  

While I’m rambling on about religion, it seems to me like war hawks John (Civil War Veteran) McCain and Lindsey (My Panties Are Always in a Bunch Because That’s How I Buy Them) Graham and their necompoop buddies are just dying to get into a religious war.  You know my religion is better than your religion type thing.

I don’t understand this because the boneheads they want to get into a war with are a hundred times more religious than they are. I mean those goobers fall down on their knees and pray about every five minutes when the pseudo religious folks like ole John and little Lindsey make it to church about once a week - if that much, and I suspect it is more to be seen than anything else.


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Flakey Friday

An event called the Deep East Texas Reception was held in Austin this week and Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert was recognized as Deep East Texas Legislator of the year 2015.  First of all there is absolutely nothing Deep about East Texas and there sure as hell isn’t anything Deep about Looney Louie, but how do you get to be legislator of the year when the year is only three weeks old?  There is still enough time left in the year for people to become conscious and have Louie committed to Rusk State hospital for being terminally stupid.

Iowa’s newest and possible dumbest ever Senterrible Joni (I Really Am Not) Ernst has drawn the short straw and will give the Republican response after President Obama’s State of the Union address. Little hogtied Joni who uttered some extremely stupid things during her campaign will now get the chance to make a complete fool of herself in front of a national audience.    

Another example of those fine loving Christians, you know the ones that talk about that we are all God’s children, showing their hypocritical ass in public.  A funeral was abruptly stopped when the minister found out the deceased was gay.  Of course, since she was dead, I am pretty sure she was no longer gay, but in all of his narrow brained wisdom, he decided he just couldn’t go on proclaiming what a good person she was.

This all took place in front of hundreds of family and friends at the New Hope Ministries in Denver. I would suggest they change their name to No Hope Ministries as they have obviously decided to remain locked in the darkness of their ignorance.   

Sate Represenitive from South Carolina Alan ( My Gun Is A 45 And So Is My I.Q) Clemmons wants high schools in his state to teach a curriculum consisting of material from the NRA (National Rabid Assholes). He said each student would be checked before entering the classroom for a gun and if they didn’t one, they would be issued one.  I think Ammo Alan has this guy in mind to teach the class.  

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Wasted Wednesday

I just spent the better part of today making new friends with folks in India.  My cell phone decided to emulate me and retire, so I got to try to explain very slowly that I needed technical help.  I will say the people were nice and they did help me be able to converse with the rest of the world, but I don’t think we will become pen pals.

Texas Senaterrible Ted (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz is the new chair on the subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness. This is pretty much like hiring the town arsonist to be the new fire chief.

 

Thanks to all of the fine folks who didn’t exercise their right to vote this past November, we are now seeing the one word TeaNut Republicans at their best. No to immigration, No to fixing the Voting Rights Act and No to anything else that might help middle class Americans. The only thing the TeaNuts say yes to is the Koch Brothers and Wall Street.

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