Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Let The Voting Begin





Early voting began here in Texas yesterday and I do hope you get out soon and cast your vote.  Of course if it were up to the Republicans, we wouldn’t have early voting.  They not only would like it to be only one day, but would really rather it be for only an hour.
Low voter turnout is the only way Republicans win.

Of all the countries in the world that allow voting, we have the lowest turnout. I think that is very sad.  Many countries where it is quite dangerous to vote have higher turnouts than we do.

 I also believe in voting for the person of your choice. 


 
 I think straight ticket voting is not good for the country.  Why would you put a political party platform ahead of an individual’s values?  I think that has to do with a lot of where we are today.  A few weeks ago on Facebook, some right-wing nuts put up a quote and attributed it to George Carlin.  The problem was they changed the quote to meet their views. Fortunately they got caught, but if you didn’t see it, here it is. What the wing-nuts did was change “real owners are the big wealthy business interests” to “Government.”  I believe George said it best.  Here is his quote.     

 "The real owners are the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians, they're an irrelevancy. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They've long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the statehouses, the city halls. They've got the judges in their back pockets. And they own all the big media companies, so that they control just about all of the news and information you hear. They've got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying ­ lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want; they want more for themselves and less for everybody else." 
 

 Stay tuned for future adventures.

Monday, May 19, 2014

Monday Musings





Arizona Congressional District 1 candidate and gun nut Gary (I Have Way More Guns Than Brains) Kiehne said, “it’s a God-given, natural right to keep and bear arms.” in a Republican primary debate the other night. I’m not sure where ole Gary finds that in the Bible. It must be in Smith & Wesson 38:45.


When Karl (Bush’s Brain, Which is Why George Warmonger Bush was such a terrible President) Rove was told about former Congressmoron Jack (Hut.Hut) Kemp’s quote, “After eleven concussions in pro football, there was nothing left to do but run for Congress,” he didn’t have a response.  Maybe ole Karl has brain damage.  


 
And all of these pharmaceutical ads on TV that ask you to tell your doctor about them.  Why don’t they just say, tell your doctor to watch TV?


                
A fungus is causing damage to the coffee crops and it looks the price of coffee is going to explode.  To help consumers, I understand Starbucks is going to have Payday Loan officers in house.


 
Now here is a real coincidence.  I finally solved my Rubik’s cube this morning and today is their 40th anniversary.  Time flies when you’re having fun.




 
Stay tuned for future adventures.

Friday, May 16, 2014

Friday Follies




The “American Spring” protest rally where promoters said over ten million people would march on Washington D.C. to arrest Obama and throw him in jail doesn’t seem too springy.  It was suppose to start around 10am today and it is now one o’clock CDT.  So far it looks like about twenty people have shown up.  Maybe the promoters said ten people would show up, anyway  I am pretty sure most of them didn’t have bus fare from North Carolina or bail money, either that or Washington State is being run over by wing-nuts with guns and no maps.   



The 2014 Congress is set to be the most do-nothing Congress in our history.  Actually I think the correct title would be Do-Nothing Right Congress.  What they have done is cut food stamps, cut off unemployment checks, and hand out corporate tax breaks.  Yes sir your tax dollars at work…I mean loafing as usual.



Wolfeboro, New Hampshire Police Commissioner Robert (I Am Old, Cranky and Really Ignorant) Copeland has refused to apologize for using the n-word to describe Obama.  He went on to say “For this, I do not apologize — he meets and exceeds my criteria for such.”  And I would like to say that Robert meets my criteria for using the S word (Stupid), A word (Asshole), D word (Dipshit), B word (Bonehead), and R word (Racist). He may be the long arm of the law but he is extremely short on brains. 




Stay tuned for future adventures.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Wednesday Quickies



Florida Republican Senaterrible Marco ( I’m Stupid in Two Languages) Rubio had this to say about climate change over the weekend. “And I do not believe the laws (scientists) propose we pass will do anything about it, except it will destroy our economy,”   In other words, the only experts to rely on are financial advisors not actual scientists when it comes to what’s good for mankind. Marco went on to say that he didn’t believe humans had anything to do with climate change.  Oh yeah, well who do you think invented the thermostat you dumbass?


 
The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has put out a warning that a extremely infectious virus is out of control.  It’s called Benghaziitus, but the good news is that it only seems to attack Republicans.  The experts say it should run its course by 2016.


 
John (Civil War Veteran)  McCain spent the last few days reminding everyone that he really wanted to be President.   McCain said that if he were the American president, he would already be doing several things to respond to the kidnapping of the over 200 girls by a Nigerian terrorist group. But since he is not the President, he will just show up on every TV show that will have him and complain about everything in the country except Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin.




Stay tuned for future adventures.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Back In The Saddle




 I had an unplanned road trip pop up this past week so I was away from my computer, but I am pretty sure these people said some really dumb things.  Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry, Louie (I Really am as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert, Pat ( I Have God on Speed Dial) Robertson, Michele (I Am Nuts and My Husband is Gay) Bachman, Gregg (Hell on Wheels) Abbott, Tom (I Used to be the Hammer, Now I’m the Nail) DeLay and Sean (I’m Not as Tall as Bill O’Reily, but I am Just as Big an Asshole) Hannity. I don’t have a clue what any of these boneheads had to say last week, but I’d be willing to bet the farm that if they opened their mouth, stupid came out.



The Ku Klux Klan in South Carolina has announced that they are having a KKK Jam Rally this summer.  I understand they will be having a number of workshops. 




  • Which Bible scriptures you can use to get out of any jam. 
  • Cross Burning 101

  • What the thread count of your sheets say about you.
  • How to justify hating Obama and loving the Lord
  • KKK talking points. Killing, Kerosene, King James Bible




And they have quite a line-up of bands performing. 

The Rolling Stone-U-To-Death

U2, but Not U-Two

Guns N’Ropes

Van Hateful

The Who Cares

Red Hot Chili Pinheads

White Sabbath




Stay tuned for future adventures.

Monday, May 5, 2014

Home Again




We are back from our road trip to the big city safe and sound, but exhausted from yelling “look at that tall building” and “get the hell off of my bumper.”  Since we have become country bumpkins, traveling to the big city is quite taxing. We did get to say some nice words to old friends and a lot of cuss words at total strangers. 



Today is Cinco de Mayo day which celebrates the Mexican army defeating the French army.  In other words, all of the folks south of our border could be saying “Oui”instead of “Si.”
It is also National Oyster Day.  A day that raises the question, who was the first bonehead to say, “Let’s break open this rock and eat whatever is inside.”


 
Today is also Monday, which means that of all of the days of the week, this is one of them.


 
In the world of politics, a number of boneheads said some really stupid things.



Stay tuned for future adventures.

Friday, May 2, 2014

Road Trip




Gassed up and ready to roll.





Next stop.





 Talk to ya next week.




Stay tuned for future adventures.